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Termyn8or -> You've been spammed ! (12/28/2009 10:45:44 AM)
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This one was just too obvious. Bank of Nigeria in Zurich, Switzerland. Umm, just wondering where does country code +234 call ?
Anyway I had to get a chuckle out of it, I reported it but I couldn't find the right button. They have several things there but none of the boxes say "Too stupid". Or "This scammer uses all caps". That's right scammers, if you want to play the game here you are going to have to do better than that.
Like Starkist who wanted tunas that taste good, not tunas with good taste. I mean I would like to play with a scammer who thinks he's good, and gets a really good pitch off. I'm still waiting.
I mean if they can falsify, I can falsify. I could respond with a few things. For example asked for full name I could use Jack M Jaws, Sukim Mi Engordi or Crania B damage. All these people get cigarette coupons here. They live in apartment S (the shed) or apartment V (the old van in the back) and I forgot where we put the other one. Actually apartment V has been removed at the request of the neighbors. The suite had three flat tires and rust all over it. But it did have running water - whenever it rained.
Crania is a good girl, she is a prostitute making $300,000 a year. She hates my brand of cigarettes, so of course they send her coupons en masse. Jack hated the olman's brand of cigarettes. How do I know ? Because they were all figments of the olman's imagination. Unlike him they will have a very long life, perhaps hundreds of years.
For example they send coupons for $4 off a carton or three packs. Now what do you think is the proper course of action ? The fact is there is a pile of these coupons somewhere so of course you buy the cigarettes in threes. Plenty of coupons to go around. Simple math says you save $12 on nine packs.
So armed with psuedonyms I am on the hunt. I just ain't into shooting lame ducks. But maybe I should thank this guy for a good laugh.
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