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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:08:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: osf

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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

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ORIGINAL: osf

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Ron, I already have him. His name is John and he is fucking fabulous. I am a lucky lucky girl.

does his parents have a big basement?

Parents basement? He is 58 love and if you will look at my profile there he is in all of his glory. He is wealthy so what? His parents are both dead, really nice to say, his basement is a room for his office, and sorry that you are jealous, but what the fuck guy, you don't think successful men exist? Oh wait you already perved my profile and saw the house, all 5500 square feet of it, that is only the one in Maine, the one in Punta Gorda is nicer, and it;s ok, envy is a human emotion.

Oh and it's Do his parents not "does" his parents.

joking, i saw your profile

check your mail

OMG your penis is HUGE. Thanks for the masturbatory material for later.

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:09:02 PM

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Ron you know I love you but I have to say as an atheist God never did live anyway. .

i'm an agnostic, i swear there's no heaven but i pray there's no hell

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:10:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: heartcream

He needs to feel right to me,
He needs to look right to me,

I need to feel I am so glad I finally met this guy and know we are going to create some good history now.

He needs to get me and me feel the same about him

A lot to ask but I am holding out for it still.

I really like the way you put this.

I've made lists of requirements in the past (idealism), but have never really found anyone who fulfilled them (go go realism). Once I removed the requirements in my search, I discovered someone who ironically met them all.

And...

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God is dead.

Neitzsche

You killed him, didn't you?

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:12:22 PM

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No worries there isn't. Live it large baby, there sure as hell is no "hell". I promise. Enjoy every hedonistic moment, just don't hurt others. Well, except Republicans.

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:12:30 PM

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you know that guy in the commercial that springs the ring on her at a romantic restaurant?

well i'm not him

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:13:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: Aynne88

No worries there isn't. Live it large baby, there sure as hell is no "hell". I promise. Enjoy every hedonistic moment, just don't hurt others. Well, except Republicans. .

they don't feel pain like we do

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:15:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

shes gotta suck a hella cock
shes gotta do whatever I say
shes gotta be an excellent cook

and the numbers tend towards infinity in relative terms after that....they have importance, but you got my big three.

Ron

When you are a world class cocksucker, you don't need to know how to cook. Believe me.

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:17:18 PM

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you wouldn't want me cooking while you gave me a bj

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:17:36 PM

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Amen, sistah!

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 8:32:24 PM

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My requirements include intellect, sharp humor, kindness, compromise, support, loyalty, hotness and passion.

Basically I need someone who can make me laugh, scream, moan, challenge me and adore me; and who wants the same from me.

And finally, a man who wants a woman to be a witness to his life and vice versa.

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 9:40:21 PM

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The Seven S's:

Straight, single, smart, similar sense of humour, sane, suave, sensuous.

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 11:33:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: Psychonaut23

My requirements?

Physically she should be...
5'1" to 5'8", 95 - 140 lbs (small enough to easily physically overpower).
Long, straight hair (good for pulling), preferably dark, best if black or red.
A few well-placed tattoos.
Minimal piercings.

Intellectually she should be...
Some college education at least.
Artistically, musically or academically inclined. A singer/songwriter would be best.
Curious and exploratory; an open-minded neophile.
Interested in the esoteric fringe -- philosophy, the occult, cult movies, weird art, etc.

Emotionally she should be...
Desiring submission, not bratty and difficult.
A masochist, she has to like it rough and demeaning.
Not so masochistic that she only likes it rough and demeaning.
Demure, quiet, contemplative.

Socially she should be...
Polite, gracious and charming.
Sophisticated and classy.

I'm not willing to settle for less.

It'd also be great if she was into role-playing games, comic books, sci-fi/fantasy and horror, eastern mysticism, clean living (I don't eat factory farmed meats for example), and liberalism.

This guy's obviously watched Weird Science one too many times!

- LA

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/30/2009 11:54:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: Psychonaut23

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ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika
This guy's obviously watched Weird Science one too many times!

Christ, save me from desperate forum hags with axes to grind. Could you save the potshots and insults for when you have something witty to say, and not just post because you can?

There's nothing unrealistic about what I want. I meet women who meet those qualifications all the time.

then why are you single? Just asking Not being snarky promise

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/31/2009 12:02:42 AM

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I know I'm supposed to shoot for substance ..... but I'm going to have to go with

Desire to do things so dirty and kinky that even I have to blush.

That or Whore in the bedroom, the car, public restrooms, random dark street corners and a lady any time she isn't being a whore everwehere else.

QSM

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/31/2009 12:03:07 AM

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then why are you single? Just asking Not being snarky promise

rethorical question I presume?

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/31/2009 12:05:54 AM

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Well if he finds it so often.....

Im just asking hell, Id settle for ONE unmarried unattached dom male who was somewhat local who didnt mind an adorable girl who has 5 tattoos.... and 4 non ear piercings.

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/31/2009 12:08:02 AM

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Well if he finds it so often.....

Im just asking hell, Id settle for ONE unmarried unattached dom male who was somewhat local who didnt mind an adorable girl who has 5 tattoos.... and 4 non ear piercings.

you hitting on him?

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/31/2009 12:13:41 AM

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>_<

That hurts sweetie... that hurts...

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/31/2009 12:15:57 AM

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So... 40 days okay with you? ...self shut up

Anywho... Again One non married dom non sub filled dom who doesnt want poly, or to have sexual relations with my corpse that he causes,,,, somewhat local,, anyone have a map...

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RE: on your list of requirements - 12/31/2009 12:16:57 AM

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Overhere she can drink when she is 16....and she is nice.
So we have a deal?

sorry I hurt you Hopeless lol

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