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Signature Lines - 9/5/2004 1:11:19 PM

theroebabe

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Violet wands. They're everywhere you expect them to be. --Visa

They're always after me lil red ass. --Lucky Charms

Don't beat subs without it. --American Express

You can hear the wax drop. --Sprint

Thud Thud Sting Sting Oh what sweet pain You bring! -AlkaSeltzer

What would you do for a spreader bar? --Klondike

Sometimes you tie up the nuts, sometimes you don't. --Mounds & Almond Joy

P-A-D-D-L-E-S, paddles leave the very best...bruises. --Nestle

Get a piece of the crop. --Prudential

BDSM: The choice of a lewd generation! --Pepsi-Cola

Bottoms. They take a licking and keep on ticking. -Timex

This world's no fun. In my world, there are people in chains and you can
ride around on them like ponies... Come beat the softer side of rears -Sears
Roebuck-

It's a feel thing -CocaCola-

An ass is a terrible thing to waste. -NAACP-

Just what the Domme ordered -Dr. Pepper-

(close in on 3 frogs in a pond, dressed in leather teddies): S.....and.....M
-Budweiser-

Smacks great. Less stinging. -Bud Lite-

Subspace Inside -Intel-

Imagine yourself down on your knees. -Mercury-

Gimme an ache, gimme an ache... -KitKat-

Know what comes between me and that paddle? Nothing -Calvin Klein-

Where's the cuffs? -Wendy's-

I don't want to hold back, I'm a Toys "R" Us Dom... -Toys 'R' Us-

You deserve a spank today -McDonald's-

He likes it. He likes it. Hey SAMmy -Life Cereal-

This is not your father's S+M -Oldsmobile-

Subs. Built damn tough. -Chrysler Plymouth Dodge-

Home of the flogger -Burger King-

The more you kneel, the more you feel -National Education Council-

It does a body good. -National Dairy Council-

(close in on a person holding a small brown egg) This is your ass. (same
person holding a large colored striped Easter egg) This is your ass after a
scene. Any questions? --Anti-Drug Foundation

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Reality is for people who don't understand ~sub space~

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People always ask me why I do these things . . .
It's because I can!

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RE: Signature Lines - 9/5/2004 3:15:38 PM

smilezz

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*gigglez* i like these...thank you!

~smilezz~

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RE: Signature Lines - 9/5/2004 4:26:12 PM

theroebabe

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Thanks . . . Everyone once in a while some good ones cross my screen!

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RE: Signature Lines - 9/12/2004 7:51:28 PM

subbiejenn

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LOL cute :) Thanks for posting!!

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(close in on a person holding a small brown egg) This is your ass. (same
person holding a large colored striped Easter egg) This is your ass after a
scene. Any questions? --Anti-Drug Foundation

i love this one

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