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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/7/2010 11:01:02 PM   
Termyn8or


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Well after a scan through, seeing all the honesty and sincerity in this thread I must confess.

I am portrayed as a male, 49 now, overweight dominant switch. Not that good looking, not all that fit, not all that rich, just not all that.

But in reality I am a voluptuous bleach blonde with billions, very submissive, love dick dick dick dick. I give hundreds of thousands away every day. My Daddy own's an island and I am the sole heiress. I am, despite my social strata, a cum sucking whore. But a free whore at least. By the way, my Daddy is also the Presidente of Nigeria. He has locked me up in this castle, but I know a locksmith from another land. He is the only one who can get me out, and he demands payment in baloogleys, whatever that is. All I know is that it is about $3,000 USD.

If you would please deposit that amount in your account and provide my aid with you routing numbers, I will pay him, go to the bank and transfer all my assets to your account except for the cost of the plane ticket to come be with you, my chosen one ( out of now many people on this planet ? ).

I await to serve you my one and only Sir !

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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/7/2010 11:26:52 PM   
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Nah...just here for the blow jobs and bbq sauce  LOL


There's bbq sauce? Where?????

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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/7/2010 11:36:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sophiesback

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Nah...just here for the blow jobs and bbq sauce  LOL


There's bbq sauce? Where?????


Don't believe them sophie....I was promised cookies if I went to the darkside and I'm still waiting

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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 12:58:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		We ran out of cookies, but I have some lovely tartets with cherries...

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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 1:03:34 AM   
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We ran out of cookies, but I have some lovely tartets with cherries...


C'mon ST, we both know there are no cherries left here.

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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 1:06:32 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		These are celibate cherries I have you know...hand selected from a lineup. What you do with them is your business...

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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 1:11:08 AM   
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Don't believe them sophie....I was promised cookies if I went to the darkside and I'm still waiting

If I had a functioning oven, I swear that you would already have received a USPS cookiegram, DJ. It's not my fault that the rest of the subby mafia has not stepped up!

Maybe Holly would...... nah, I likes ya WAYYYY too much for that!


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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 3:46:34 AM   
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yeah Jeffffffffffffffff, but i think he did it on purpose.


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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 3:48:02 AM   
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Maybe Holly would...... nah, I likes ya WAYYYY too much for that!

well didn't we wake up on the smart-ass side of the bed this morning

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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 10:05:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

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ORIGINAL: sophiesback

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Nah...just here for the blow jobs and bbq sauce  LOL


There's bbq sauce? Where?????


Don't believe them sophie....I was promised cookies if I went to the darkside and I'm still waiting


i should've known

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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 10:32:30 PM   
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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 10:44:10 PM   
sophiesback


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RE: GRR **** ALL THE FAKES - 1/8/2010 10:52:57 PM   
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well didn't we wake up on the smart-ass side of the bed this morning

Yup, just like every other morning, lol.


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