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cjan -> Novel Ideas (1/5/2010 7:34:28 PM)
I am gonna write my first novel this year. I'm aiming for the NYT best seller list. Anybody got good ideas for a kick-ass plot with great characters? Points on revenues and details on world wide movie rights can be worked out. Oh yea, and any ghost writers out there ? I can be generous. One last thing, I don't have a pc or laptop. Typing a novel on my iPhone would be tedious, so will need a typist too.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/5/2010 7:53:16 PM)
Can't you write longhand on a legal pad? Someone or other famous does that...

cjan -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/5/2010 8:11:28 PM)
Yea, someone so famous ya can't remember teir name. Muy primitivo. Besides, you didn't gimme any plot or character ideas. Stay on topic, please.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/5/2010 8:16:01 PM)
Okay, it has to happen on a BOAT. Or, a SEAPLANE, that docks near a HOUSEBOAT. Think Travis McGee. The guy that has the boat is a...hmmm.....how much do I give away? Did you say there were royalties involved?

Level -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 3:01:13 AM)
1- dead black rapper travels to an earthlike planet in an effort to bring peace 2- http://openlibrary.org/b/OL6135877M/Plot_outlines_of_100_famous_novels goes to stand by mailbox, waiting on a check

cjan -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 4:48:05 AM)
Nah, Hib, John D already milked that shit for all the cash it was worth. Level, you might have a nugget there. A nice check is in the mail. The rest of you lazy radishes put your thinking caps on and get busy. Yes, it will require more effort than responding to posts with one line zingers that you think are clever,but the rewards will be worth it. Oh, and throw some smutty ideas inthere too, please.

DesFIP -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 4:55:56 AM)
Too much work Cjan. Just buy a winning lottery ticket already.

pahunkboy -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 6:44:36 AM)
Make sure there is a pony in it. I wanna pretty pony. and I WANT IT NOW! stomp!!

persephonee -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 6:46:04 AM)
omg, youre quoting my conversation last nite with Master....goes to search bedroom for listening devices

cjan -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 6:58:05 AM)
Twisted slut... No, wait...there might be a good story line there, but could I get it past the censors ?

Lashra -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 7:38:04 AM)
A planet of Amazon like women who make slaves of all the men and sometimes travel through a portal to earth to take slaves from there as well. I think you could have felines set up as some sort of gods who are really running things. Oh and godzilla like creatures running around in the woods. ~Lashra

cjan -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 8:53:41 AM)
Not bad, Lashra, oh anti-gor Godess. Sounds a lot like this site, tho. Would the men get to wear sexy toga-like gear? I suppose we'd have to make the pot roast too. That's ok. Men have always been the best chefs. I mean, y'all have Rachel Ray and we have Paul Bocuse, etc,. Thanks for the idea. There would, of course, be a secret underground of men slaves who, chafing against opression, secretly plot to overthrow the Amazons and put them in their rightful place. At our feet.

kittinSol -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 9:29:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra A planet of Amazon like women who make slaves of all the men and sometimes travel through a portal to earth to take slaves from there as well. I think you could have felines set up as some sort of gods who are really running things. Oh and godzilla like creatures running around in the woods. ~Lashra We have a winner! Title: "Panty Sissy of Gorette".

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 9:52:14 AM)
I was kinda thinking : "MAN WHORE: Lord of Perversion" - storyline about a notorious interstellar manwhore who conquers planets, one blow job at a time.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 7:58:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear I was kinda thinking : "MAN WHORE: Lord of Perversion" - storyline about a notorious interstellar manwhore who conquers planets, one blow job at a time. AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

Musicmystery -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 8:10:13 PM)
quote: Oh yea, and any ghost writers out there ? I can be generous. Have your people call my people.

tsatske -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 8:20:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Thanks for the idea. There would, of course, be a secret underground of men slaves who, chafing against opression, secretly plot to overthrow the Amazons and put them in their rightful place. At our feet. This is what happens, Lashra, when you offer excellent suggesitons like the antigor to a man. <shakes head>

tsatske -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/6/2010 8:22:17 PM)
I've been trying for some time, time permitting (of which, it turns out, there is none...) to write a sweet little love story between an American Dominant man, very rich, of course, and an 8 year old Mexican prostitute.

cjan -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/7/2010 5:42:35 AM)
I think that's been done, tsatske. Although the protagonist ( was it Humbert Humbert?) wasn't 'zactly dominant. Have you read "Lolita" ?

ShaharThorne -> RE: Novel Ideas (1/7/2010 6:03:12 AM)
No idea here, cjan. Usually I am thinking of soft porn but with this crud, even that is not getting a response from me. P.S. I seem to remember the Whoremonger published by Hustler when I was 14. Daddy was a perv too, but failed to hide it well (remember reading hustler when she was 9).

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