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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/1/2010 2:31:58 PM   
Aylee


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quote:

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"  

 
Does dancing with one of his devotees count?  What if that were an unwitting devotee?
 
But yes, the moon was pale.  And no, I didn't step on her feet (talk about spoiling the mood!)

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 6:23:53 PM   
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Where are all the fat sluts?  *gives them all hugs and thanks any deity that brains trump looks every day*

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 6:37:34 PM   
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I am here!  One fatty slut (considered celibate) up for the load...

WTF did I just say? *blaming the grey hairs this time*


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 7:02:10 PM   
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Ummmm.... Exactly what load are you talking about Shahar?  I wouldn't know because I's a perfect, innocent angel.

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:17:35 PM   
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I am going to try to do this with a straight face...

*stamping my little foot*  All you better call me Mistress now!

LOL!  Nope, couldn't do it with a straight face.


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:19:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ladynslave

I am going to try to do this with a straight face...

*stamping my little foot*  All you better call me Mistress now!

LOL!  Nope, couldn't do it with a straight face.



Well... the strait face didn't work... try it topless. It is a proven fact that the IQ of the male drops at an equivalent rate of the clothing that comes off.


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:19:50 PM   
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Where are all the fat sluts?

You called?


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:20:10 PM   
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LMAO!  Very true, but I was speaking to the ladies.  How's that gonna work?

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:21:15 PM   
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Wyld, you have to pinch many inches to be fat.  Boobs don't count!

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:21:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ladynslave

LMAO!  Very true, but I was speaking to the ladies.  How's that gonna work?


Well... like most men... some are browsers and some are grazers. I fall in the later category of carpet grazer... like many women on this site too!

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:22:45 PM   
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Uh, wouldn't I need carpet for that?

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:23:05 PM   
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Wyld, you have to pinch many inches to be fat.  Boobs don't count!


That calls for a certified Troll test by Troll-house LLC. Wyld, report to my office at 0600


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:23:50 PM   
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Wyld, you have to pinch many inches to be fat.  Boobs don't count!

And corsets are wonderful things!


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:27:42 PM   
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Wyld, report to my office at 0600

Dearest Sir Troll,
0600? Are you fukin kidding me? 


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:28:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

Wyld, report to my office at 0600

Dearest Sir Troll,
0600? Are you fukin kidding me? 



Don't you know what the '0' stands for?


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:30:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ladynslave

Uh, wouldn't I need carpet for that?


Linoleum works too!


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:31:59 PM   
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The 0 stands for, "0 my God, that's too fucking early"! 

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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:32:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Don't you know what the '0' stands for?



Yeah, OH MY GOD ITS TOO FRIGGING EARLY!


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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:33:21 PM   
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GMTA!!! 



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RE: Inappropriateville - 2/4/2010 11:33:22 PM   
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Good girls. You deserve some Troll-House cookies. They're made with real girlscouts!

SLURP!!


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