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Nation's nipples severely underclamped, says US bureau ... - 1/7/2010 3:30:32 PM   
VioletGray


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It's about time someone has done something about this!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_nipples_severely_under
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RE: Nation's nipples severely underclamped, says US bur... - 1/10/2010 8:03:54 AM   
choccywoc


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Is this for real?

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RE: Nation's nipples severely underclamped, says US bur... - 1/10/2010 8:05:00 AM   
choccywoc


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You crazy bastards!

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RE: Nation's nipples severely underclamped, says US bur... - 1/10/2010 8:54:10 AM   
LPslittleclip


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iagree my nipples have been under clamped and otherwise played with since i was deployed. this will im sure be remided as soon as i am able to be back at the feet of my mistress

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RE: Nation's nipples severely underclamped, says US bur... - 1/10/2010 8:55:41 AM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: choccywoc

Is this for real?


It's The Onion....


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RE: Nation's nipples severely underclamped, says US bur... - 2/1/2010 2:09:48 PM   
Hierodule


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lololololol ...

"The Bureau of Masochism study offered several recommendations aimed at reversing the downward trend in nipple-clamping, all of which were redacted by their superiors at the Department of Sadism, who ordered them to shut up at once and get back to licking the floors clean"

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RE: Nation's nipples severely underclamped, says US bur... - 2/1/2010 4:18:10 PM   
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Dear VioletGray,
I agree and think you should volunteer your cute self in order to help the balls rolling! I think your nipples would make a lovely addition anyone’s clamps and that you should just say “yes we can”!

Best Wishes,
Kalon Eric


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