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windchymes -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 6:40:25 PM)

#1001  Blotting the carpet when the dog has an accident.



persephonee -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 6:43:42 PM)

sillyslut...thats what your mouth is for.....

252. place it on your head lengthwise to see what you would look like with long luxurious hair.

253. small hand towel is best used to try to catch a baby pigeon when your mother is trying as humanely as possible to save the featherless creature as he hangs from one pidgey talon from the 2nd story eave of your house.

(to this day, she blames me for not catching the frickin thing....in my defense, i was 8, and the bird was very very small.)



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 6:50:33 PM)

Rag to wash the car
 
Grip a hot steering wheel to keep from getting burned
 
Dry the dishes
 




hejira92 -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 6:57:06 PM)

child's Superman cape



barelynangel -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 6:59:25 PM)

Soak a towel in water and put it over your head when you are hot and in the sun.

Use it as a sunvisor when you are laying on the beach in Jamaica and the sun is too hot on your face. Use it as sunscreen if you are burning in a certain area but don't wanna leave the beach yet.



windchymes -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 7:19:24 PM)

#1002  Make cute little puppet animals like they do on the cruise ships



dcnovice -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 7:21:57 PM)

3.14 Wrap the cat before clipping claws.



hejira92 -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 8:57:28 PM)

317. Protecting the bed so you can go at it when Aunt Flo is visiting.

317. A diaper, in a pinch.

317. Catching Iguanas as they fall out of the trees (it's been cold down here in Florida!)



tsatske -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 9:07:50 PM)

54. I sewed up doubled over towels to make 'trunk bags' in case i need to carry things from my car.

55. tucked in your waistband, they make a fine apron

56. tucked into the door of the cabnet under the sink, or into the handle of the oven, they indicate that the kitchen is neat and clean

57. tied around the face, they make one ready for playing cowboys and indains, cops and robbers, or for robbing the local liquor store.

58. laid on a table, then can make a pad so you can iron on the table, without an ironing board.



HimNbabygirl -> RE: The Towel Game (1/9/2010 9:09:34 PM)

#72 To help hold a child who absolutely refuses to take their medicine when You need 2 hands.
#85 A makeshift bib.
#166 Tie 1 around each foot of all the children currently at your house, spray the bottoms of their feet with furniture polish and send them "skating" around on your wood floor to clean and polish.


His baby girl
member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's
10 fluffy points



BitaTruble -> RE: The Towel Game (1/10/2010 5:17:17 AM)

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#166 Tie 1 around each foot of all the children currently at your house, spray the bottoms of their feet with furniture polish and send them "skating" around on your wood floor to clean and polish.


This is brilliant! My daughter has four sons *and* hardwood floors. I'm passing this one along to her! [:D]

#42. Pick strings off to spread around crime scenes just to fuck with the CSI guys.



tsatske -> RE: The Towel Game (1/11/2010 7:15:46 PM)

63. to make a cover for a preschool child to enjoy a nap

64. to lay out on the beach on

65. to lay a picnic out on

common, people, we were supposed to get to a bizzioloin gazzillion.



subtee -> RE: The Towel Game (1/11/2010 7:20:32 PM)

For the "wet spot"




Aynne88 -> RE: The Towel Game (1/11/2010 7:52:34 PM)


Oh my god am I the only slut here? lol. I know better! [;)] Use it in the car when he strums the g-spot and you squirt alllll over the place. I mean, so I have heard. [8D].



GreedyTop -> RE: The Towel Game (1/11/2010 10:43:44 PM)

as a familiar smell for the cages in the vets office when you have to leave a furbaby overnight.

packing filler in suitcases when you're bringing potentially breakable stuff back from a trip.

padding on unpadded chairs.



VirginPotty -> RE: The Towel Game (1/12/2010 6:02:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

#42. Staunch the flow of blood from a nose bleed


Or from the vag........think Overnight Maxi Pad[:)]



VirginPotty -> RE: The Towel Game (1/12/2010 6:03:54 AM)

Use to give combative cat's their meds.[;)]



BitaTruble -> RE: The Towel Game (1/12/2010 6:34:06 AM)

Gags!



VirginPotty -> RE: The Towel Game (1/12/2010 6:35:55 AM)

[sm=dunno.gif]Whaaaaa?? Just trying to be a Team Player!



BitaTruble -> RE: The Towel Game (1/12/2010 6:36:56 AM)

heheh.., you silly Virgin! I meant use the towel as a gag! LOL



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