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so much salmon...... - 1/12/2010 1:33:20 PM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Why did I, (and the poor, neglected feline horde), have to eat several Norwegian salmon steaks these evening?

It wasnt greed or gluttony, it wasnt that they were cheap ('cause they werent!) or that we were hungry or had nothing else. I put it down to lax refrigeration practices - which is an excellent pun by the way, hope you noticed - the whole box was out of date, now!

I now feel stuffed.

This has been a random and stupid announcement by Lady Ellen. Thank you for reading.

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RE: so much salmon...... - 1/12/2010 1:50:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lady Ellen,

It sounds like you are just a kind and thoughtful person.  The salmon needed to be et' up and you were really just doing them a favor by being the one that did so.  Good for you!  It shows that you are really a considerate person. 

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RE: so much salmon...... - 1/12/2010 2:02:21 PM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Thanks Aylee. I'm glad someone appreciates my, and the kitties', selfless efforts to prevent more food waste going to landfill.

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RE: so much salmon...... - 1/12/2010 2:18:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		As the owner of just two felines, not a horde, I'm impressed you were able to actually prepare said salmon before being mobbed.

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RE: so much salmon...... - 1/12/2010 2:38:00 PM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Its just a matter of issuing a long, lingering growl MM....

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RE: so much salmon...... - 1/12/2010 2:51:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Being of Norwegian descent, I require a certain blood-salmon level to survive.  Please don't eat up my share!!

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RE: so much salmon...... - 1/12/2010 2:53:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Being of Norwegian descent, I require a certain blood-salmon level to survive.  Please don't eat up my share!!


Sounds like the natural blood-alcohol level us poor irish need.


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RE: so much salmon...... - 1/12/2010 2:54:39 PM   
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As the owner of just two felines, not a horde, I'm impressed you were able to actually prepare said salmon before being mobbed.


that is sooooooooooooooo true. Recently I had chicken and rice on my bed (on a plate on my bed as I decided to eat in bed) and several times I had to pull away my birman on her tail as she tried to get hold of it just because I was not sitting right next to it yet as I still had to do other stuff at first...

apart from that....greetings from my 16leg gang...they express their jealousy and disappointment that they were not invited to that meal

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RE: so much salmon...... - 1/12/2010 2:55:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		I knew someone would understand, BK. 

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