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BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/23/2006 8:12:40 PM   
jessykapower


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Status: offline 		I rented Bruce Lee's movie ( enter the dragon) Jesus! That guy could swing those nunshakus. I heard that Bruce was truly a great fighter and not just an actor, like for instance; JEAN CAUDE you know what. I would of loved to live in those days. I certainly would have given Bruce a call and challenged him to a DUEL.

Me and my high black leather boots, black leather bra and nothing else but a pair of silk panties to distract him.

The weapons, Bruce and is sticks.    Jessyka and her whip.

Who do you think would of won this fight?

Bruce Lee representing the martial arts community or Jespower representing BDSM
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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/23/2006 8:28:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		You'd have had your ass kicked six ways to Sunday, and then back again girlie

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/23/2006 8:34:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		no offense, but Bruce learned other people's weaknesses and styles, so you would be at a disadvantage from the start. to truly find out if you could take on Jet Lee


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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/23/2006 9:05:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well hon, he's dead--so considering you'd be fighting a spirit, My money is on him---he was smart enough to walk the walk.

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/23/2006 9:29:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think Bruce Lee would ask you if that was your real ass. He was funny like that.

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/23/2006 9:32:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MHOO314

Well hon, he's dead--so considering you'd be fighting a spirit, My money is on him---he was smart enough to walk the walk.


LoL, that's too funny, I was going to say he would be so fast she wouldn't even see him, like a whirl wind, she left broken in the dirt.
 
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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/23/2006 10:16:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Arpig

You'd have had your ass kicked six ways to Sunday, and then back again girlie


I agree...  and then some...

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/23/2006 11:52:05 PM   
Pavel


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Status: offline 		Hmm, zombie Bruce Lee is still a scary proposition.  He'll be eating your brains in .04 seconds flat though.

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/24/2006 12:33:30 AM   
Yedi


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Status: offline 		No offence... but the majority has it lol... You would be on your ass so quick  you wouldn't remember you had been standing

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/24/2006 12:56:56 AM   
SenseANDseamus


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ORIGINAL: michaelGA

no offense, but Bruce learned other people's weaknesses and styles, so you would be at a disadvantage from the start. to truly find out if you could take on Jet Lee



I like this answer...It suggests there is a power in getting to understand the individual where weaknesses and strengths can be discerned and interacted with:  If there is a fight, then the opponent's weaknesses are highlighted and the opponent's strengths are used against themselves!  If there is friendship, then the power of understanding the individual is harnessed to share in your strengths and work through your weaknesses for a better you.

But what would a closed-minded JESSYKAPOWER need with a...what was that term again...uhm...uh...oh yeah, a friend!

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/24/2006 1:48:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		LMFAO thats too f***ing funny!

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/24/2006 2:12:10 AM   
slavejali


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Status: offline 		i vote jessykapower as leader of the humor section! she has me in stitches lol ...oh no wait.....that would mean I'm falling under her spell to help her dominate the world...first the humor section then...god who knows!!! ughhh

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/24/2006 2:13:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		As somewhat of an authority on Sijo Bruce and His art of Jeet Kune Do as well practitioner of His art and His senior student instructor Dan Inosanto's conceptual arts since 89, I had to jump in on this one. Martial art being My 2nd biggest love next to BDSM. Firstly to have even posted such a question is laughable at best, especially since as an actor the film crew actually had to film Bruce at a slower speed in all His 5 major films otherwise the camera couldnt pick it up. And as a Martial Artist one of Bruce's philosophys was that a punch should be felt and not seen. Not to mention Bruce could close in on an opponent from 6 feet away in under 3 seconds, trap your hands and feet and tap your forehead asking if anyone was home.

< Message edited by SirLordTrainer -- 3/24/2006 2:20:41 AM >

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/24/2006 2:15:19 AM   
substephen59


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Status: offline 		"put water in a glass,it becomes the glass.water can flow and water can crash ! be like water my friend" Bruce Lee !                                                                                                             

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/24/2006 2:24:34 AM   
IronBear


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Status: offline 		My late Sensei’s daughter, all 4'10" of pure Japanese hell cat, lives in the States. The only weapon she never beat me with was my katana. I have very vivid memories of going to meet her in a Blues Bar in Perth Western Australia which was the hangout for a Biker group who i knew well. I arrived and there were 7 Bikers out cold on the floor and she was perched on the bar waiting for me.. Some one said the wrong thing and put their hand on the wrong place.. (Well bloody hell she used to wear micro mini skirts and had great legs too,,) I'll back her against this Jessykapower Trollop....  

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/24/2006 2:41:25 AM   
slavejali


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Original Quote: SirLordTrainer
Firstly to have even posted such a question is laughable at best,


See? I was right...she is the queen of humor *grin*

Btw..Master who is a 4th degree black belt had a chuckle over this topic too

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RE: BRUCE LEE VS JESSYKAPOWER - 3/24/2006 3:21:56 AM   
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