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MasterG2kTR -> Heartwarming Lawyer Story (1/23/2010 4:25:42 PM)

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine and saw two
men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his
driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man,
"Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have
to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house, and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he
stated,
"You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and 6 children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all got into the car,
which was
no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one
of the
poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for
taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "I'm glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The
grass is almost a foot high."




sirsholly -> RE: Heartwarming Lawyer Story (1/23/2010 4:33:47 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




dragonseeker -> RE: Heartwarming Lawyer Story (1/23/2010 9:56:33 PM)

ROFL




Termyn8or -> RE: Heartwarming Lawyer Story (1/24/2010 12:19:28 AM)

See ? I told you jt is easy.

T




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