BeachMystress
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From: Naples Island- Long Beach CA - Southern California
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Steve wakes up at home with a monster hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Steve sits up and sees his clothing laid out on the end of the bed in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Steve looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping� Love you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Steve asks "Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over and broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose... and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom to put you to bed and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, you hussy, I'm married!�
Broken furniture $85.26
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Red Rose bud $3.00
Two Aspirins $0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless...
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