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JaySneaker -> I'm (1/30/2010 9:23:17 AM)
I'm Pavlov, like Pavlov's dogs, but you can call me Jay. I got into this lifestyle like many of you--because something has been wrong with me all these years, and I was abused. Ever since my alchy mother would beat me with her oversized clown shoes and stuff my head close to the tv with lesbian pornos playing, I've been screwy. Hope to enjoy our kink exchanges.

sexyred1 -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:25:28 AM)
Do you have a parlor?

JaySneaker -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:26:42 AM)
Yes I do.

mnottertail -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:27:11 AM)
do you got any of those lesbian pornos on DVD, cuz I could watch em. Ron

JaySneaker -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:28:46 AM)
Unfortunately, no. They were drummed into my head all these years. If you could read my mind, you could watch them. I still do. [:D]

mnottertail -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:30:05 AM)
tap taptaptap tap. I feel ya, dawg. Welcome, Ron

Jeffff -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:31:09 AM)
Qwasent! and Welcome

JaySneaker -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:32:51 AM)
I like your avatar Jeffff.

sunshinemiss -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:34:03 AM)
Ding Ding Ding! You know Pavlov was actually a physician who was studying dog gastric juices and such when he noticed that the dogss saliva started to flow when the dinner bell rang. He got into classical conditioning studies by chance. When he was dying, he had one of his students record the death process. He was a scientist through and through. Ohhhh ... and welcome! sunshine *edited to move the apostrophe... grammar. sigh.

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:34:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JaySneaker I'm Pavlov, like Pavlov's dogs, but you can call me Jay. I got into this lifestyle like many of you--because something has been wrong with me all these years, and I was abused. Ever since my alchy mother would beat me with her oversized clown shoes and stuff my head close to the tv with lesbian pornos playing, I've been screwy. Hope to enjoy our kink exchanges. [sm=rofl.gif]

JaySneaker -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:37:10 AM)
The conditioning is set now. There's no undoing anything. big smiles

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:38:22 AM)
If you mean us having your number...yeah you're right....LOL

mnottertail -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:39:03 AM)
so, can you cum without a tv playing lesbian pornos in your face, or are you completely shit outta luck in that department? Cuz that headgear is gonna cost, yanno?

JaySneaker -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:39:52 AM)
Well, I can give you the first 3 digits...or the last four. Your call. I am salivating though, seriously.

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:43:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JaySneaker Well, I can give you the first 3 digits...or the last four. Your call. I am salivating though, seriously. I so needed a laugh today...lol thanks so much

sexyred1 -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:43:19 AM)
Well, OP, considering the scope and variety of kinks around here, I am sure it will be easy to re-create your psychodrama. Although if you want to be beaten with shoes, instead of clown shoes, go with Louboutins, they hurt more and no self respecting Domme would wear clown shoes. Clown shoes are a hard limit.

JaySneaker -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:44:13 AM)
The TV (or the actual scene) must be performed right in front of me. Tis a limitation that the laws of physics (and that bitch mom - BURN IN HELL BITCH!!!) have imposed on me. quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail so, can you cum without a tv playing lesbian pornos in your face, or are you completely shit outta luck in that department? Cuz that headgear is gonna cost, yanno?

JaySneaker -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:48:08 AM)
It does kinda have to be clown shoes, but the shoes of which you speak might be worth a try. If it'll get Mr. Harris up, I'm for it. I also have to be strapped down nude and not fed for 42 hours before, but I KNOW that's not going to be a problem for anyone. Thankfully, these urges are seldom more than once per week. quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Well, OP, considering the scope and variety of kinks around here, I am sure it will be easy to re-create your psychodrama. Although if you want to be beaten with shoes, instead of clown shoes, go with Louboutins, they hurt more and no self respecting Domme would wear clown shoes. Clown shoes are a hard limit.

sexyred1 -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:52:20 AM)
You call your little friend, Mr. Harris? Wasn't that some guy on Lost in Space?

JaySneaker -> RE: I'm (1/30/2010 9:56:36 AM)
It was. It was (is) also a meaty little accountant friend who works in dark conditions, but whose job is no less appreciated and sought after. It's because of his work that ole' Jay can't even get within 12 feet of a tv without making a scene. I can't approach the reception desk at a doctor's office half the time. You tell me the justice.

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