Aanakaris
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A little boy got on the bus, sat next
> to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar
> on backwards.
>
> The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
>
> The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
>
> The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his
> collar like that.'
>
> The priest looked up from his book and answered,
> ''I am the Father of many.'
>
> The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
> grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that
> way!'
>
> The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father
> of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
>
> The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then
> leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear
> a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead
> of your
> collar."
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-- Dr. Seuss
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