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Alphascendant -> Gone Fishin' (2/2/2010 2:28:45 AM)
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Do you like fishing? Have you ever been fishing? Shibari fishing is the best! What is a shibari fish? It is fish that closely resembles a human wrapped in a ropelike substance.
The best way to catch the shibari fish is with a slim and slender piece of green alder that is about three feet long with about a ten foot long piece of yarn attached to the smaller end. With a proper casting technique, no bait is needed.
Once the shibari fish has been located, the line is cast. Once the shibari fish nibbles or bites on the line it is slowly pulled closer. Depending on the mood of the shibari, the amount of time it takes to land this fish varies.
Shibari labia is the finest of delicacies! There are many ways to prepare it, and it is usually best if blindfolded and gagged before further preparations, and suspended when possible. It's meat is exceptionally tender to begin with, and when further tenderized the labia can become much more moist, and sweeter as well. The very best thing about a shibari fish is, if the right one is caught, it will supply a lifetime of fine dining pleasure.
There is always a degree of danger with shibari fishing as well, The dreaded "One that got away" story, to name one. They also can multiply, which can either be very expensive, very rewarding, or a combination of the two, and woe if the mother shibari might be lurking nearby. Have to watch out for those bi-polar shibari, and especially the psycho shibari. Thank goodness for the catch and release program! If the taste is too bitter it is best to let them go. Also, if too many shibari school together in one area they usually end up all being bitter as it is best to find one that likes to swim alone. Shibari can also be tough and often the toughness is accompanied with bitterness if it isn't tenderized properly. "Shibari like leather school together!"
Who carries a submachine gun, why a submarine of course! Bare trapping, or dear hunting anyone? Or are those bear trapping and deer hunting, with rabbit hunting getting honorable mention because they have such cute little tails.
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