In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear

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Phoenixpower -> In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear (2/4/2010 11:25:10 AM)
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear!

Jeffff -> RE: In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear (2/4/2010 11:52:20 AM)
I am coming back as a fem dom........ I will no doubt be a "DO ME!" fem dom. Domi will be mine! Jeff

Phoenixpower -> RE: In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear (2/4/2010 4:27:53 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] the pleasure will be all yours [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

tatpiercedblkbbw -> RE: In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear (2/8/2010 11:21:07 PM)
In my next life, I am so coming back as a madam in Vegas! Might as well get paid for all this organization and zeal for sex!!

AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear (2/9/2010 1:32:38 PM)
In my next life I want to come back as a Lesbian..... Even the Ugly ones are still the fantasies of some women. It will be nice to not be a Minority in the sexual gambit. QSM

HotFaerieMama -> RE: In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear (2/10/2010 3:44:23 PM)
i want to be reincarnated as.. Daddy! yeah i soo wanna be Him.. cuz Hes all awesome

Aanakaris -> RE: In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear (2/10/2010 4:47:45 PM)
In my next life I want to come back as...well...me actually.

persephonee -> RE: In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear (2/10/2010 5:02:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AQuietSimpleMan In my next life I want to come back as a Lesbian..... Even the Ugly ones are still the fantasies of some women. It will be nice to not be a Minority in the sexual gambit. QSM Just make sure you then have a child and only after delivering break up with your partner....the kid will totally be a chick magnet. Trust me. i suck cock now.[;)]

Hillwilliam -> RE: In my next life....I am gonna to be a bear (2/10/2010 5:46:11 PM)
In My next life I want to come back as my dog...................spoiled rotten bitch

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