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afterforever -> Sorry about this (2/9/2010 3:44:47 AM)

But I'm going to fill this thread with smug. I would be celebrating by going out and getting drunk at 11.30am like all the other students, but I have tonsillitis, so I'm just going to do this.

I had Finals a couple of weeks ago, results were out today.

You may now call me Dr Forever, BSc, MB, BCh, BAO. Or not, whatever suits you. Oh, for the Americans, that's the Irish version of an MD.

I will now be answering all questions about the human body with complete authority, regardless of whether I actually have any clue, which I probably don't. If you have a funny rash on your naughty bits, send me a picture. Not for any diagnostic purposes, just for my amusement.

I'm going to go sit in the corner and have a panic attack about actually having to be a doctor now.



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 3:48:37 AM)

Congratulations Dr. Forever!

I have this mole that I don't know whether or not it is cancerous or just a 'beauty mark'. Should I send the picture or can you tell just by my font?[:D]



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 3:54:41 AM)

Hey congrats Dr. forever!!! Can I come work for you, the docs I work for annoy the fuck out of me.

zeph



EbonyWood -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 3:56:52 AM)

(cough) Congratulations, Doc (cough)




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Aylee -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 3:58:44 AM)

YAY!



afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 4:04:42 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz

Congratulations Dr. Forever!

I have this mole that I don't know whether or not it is cancerous or just a 'beauty mark'. Should I send the picture or can you tell just by my font?[:D]


Definitely a beauty mark, I can tell by the gorgeousness of your sentence structure.



quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Hey congrats Dr. forever!!! Can I come work for you, the docs I work for annoy the fuck out of me.

zeph



Erm, are you a nurse? Because I'm pretty sure nurses outrank JHOs (interns). You can come do all my work for me though? Also being an annoying bastard is Medical School 101, we can't help it.



KMsAngel -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 4:10:47 AM)

did you pass your illegible handwriting with horrible results culminating in a high distinction or somesuch?

you're not a doctor if i can read your perscription



fluffypet61 -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 4:11:19 AM)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!



DesFIP -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 4:59:31 AM)

Wow, that is wonderful. Pat yourself on the back, you deserve it.



afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 5:05:01 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

did you pass your illegible handwriting with horrible results culminating in a high distinction or somesuch?

you're not a doctor if i can read your perscription



I'm still working on that one, but I have high hopes for complete illegibility in the future, my handwriting has always been too small, slanty and swirly. If I need to I can always start writing prescriptions in mirror-writing, being left-handed.



Jeffff -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 5:06:07 AM)

Thats fantastic!

It could however make the whole prostate massage more busines like.


Jeff

(who's prostate is small and soft!)



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 5:10:49 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: afterforever


quote:

ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz

Congratulations Dr. Forever!

I have this mole that I don't know whether or not it is cancerous or just a 'beauty mark'. Should I send the picture or can you tell just by my font?[:D]


Definitely a beauty mark, I can tell by the gorgeousness of your sentence structure.



Woohoo! Not only do I not have cancer but I have gorgeous sentence structure! You are an amazing doctor. I think I'll have to come see you with all my medical concerns - real or imaginary! [:D]



afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 5:16:40 AM)

I'm not sure I can take your word for that, Jeff.

Bend over baby. *snaps on the gloves*



mikeyOfGeorgia -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 5:26:41 AM)

What's Up, Doc?

(tried to post a pic of Bugs Bunny, but don't know how)



sunshinemiss -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 5:44:05 AM)

I don't believe you. I actually understood everything you said... You therefore can not be a doctor!

Go see a shrink about these delusions of grandeur...

CONGRATULATIONS CHICA!!!



afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 6:05:13 AM)

That's just because my bedside manner is already fracking awesome. I can medic it up for you if you want though.

Phaeochromocytoma. Telecanthus. Lymphadenopathy. Dystrophia myotonica. Intermittent ankylosing spondylitis. Caudate nucleus. Triskaidecophobia. Iatrogenic?



RedMagic1 -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 6:09:41 AM)

Felicitas medica!
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LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 6:10:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: afterforever

That's just because my bedside manner is already fracking awesome. I can medic it up for you if you want though.

Phaeochromocytoma. Telecanthus. Lymphadenopathy. Dystrophia myotonica. Intermittent ankylosing spondylitis. Caudate nucleus. Triskaidecophobia. Iatrogenic?


Is it warm in here or is it just this med-speak???



sunshinemiss -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 6:53:53 AM)

I think I just had an orgasm.



afterforever -> RE: Sorry about this (2/9/2010 6:57:37 AM)

Slut. I didn't even stick anything in you yet. [;)]



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