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Master in need of a Slave - 2/11/2010 11:56:45 PM

itachipain

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Im 23 and i need a slave that is 25 or younfer any heigth and under 128 if intrested

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:08:55 AM

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Fella, your profile says nothing about you. What kind of slave serves someone without knowing him? Also, you say that you're 23 and your profile says 19...

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:11:18 AM

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http://www.collarchat.com/m_2937626/tm.htm

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:14:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: itachipain

Im 23 and i need a slave that is 25 or younfer any heigth and under 128 if intrested

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good luck with this

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:15:57 AM

Jeffff

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How come no one ever told me it was this easy?

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:17:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Fella, your profile says nothing about you. What kind of slave serves someone without knowing him? Also, you say that you're 23 and your profile says 19...

From looking at that baby face, I seriously question whether or not he's old enough to be here. Little stinker. I wonder if his mommy knows what he's doing on the computer.

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:24:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: itachipain

Im 23 and i need a slave that is 25 or younfer any heigth and under 128 if intrested

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good luck with this

holly, you're too old for him... and you're actually too heavy for him as well. Since you're 135 lbs at 6'3" or whatever, that's probably the first time in your life you've ever been considered fat.

Good thing you have Jim, what with failing OP's stringent criteria, huh?

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:25:26 AM

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this is what happens when the schools close because of the snow....

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:26:54 AM

DesFIP

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23 minus ten years judging by that face. Snow days, kids home from school, sigh.

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:29:04 AM

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ORIGINAL: itachipain

Im 23 and i need a slave that is 25 or younfer any heigth and under 128 if intrested

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No, sweetie, what you're in need of is a bit of proofreading and less free time on mommy's computer.

Now...go clean up your room!

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 6:40:54 AM

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How come no one ever told me it was this easy?

Jeff

Ditto

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 7:12:40 AM

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No, sweetie, what you're in need of is a bit of proofreading and less free time on mommy's computer.

Now...go clean up your room!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 7:16:18 AM

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I didn't know that chi could be painful.

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 7:19:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

How come no one ever told me it was this easy?

Jeff

Y'see, that's not my experience at all!

I'm looking for someone 46 years old exactly (birthday has to be in May), between 180 and 181lbs and definitely no shorter than 6'5". He also has to have dark brown hair, green eyes and work as a lawyer. Or a doctor. I'm pretty flexible on that.

And would you believe it - no luck in nearly 6 years!

Why does it have to be so hard???

*walks off shaking head sadly*

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 7:40:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

How come no one ever told me it was this easy?

Jeff

Y'see, that's not my experience at all!

I'm looking for someone 46 years old exactly (birthday has to be in May), between 180 and 181lbs and definitely no shorter than 6'5". He also has to have dark brown hair, green eyes and work as a lawyer. Or a doctor. I'm pretty flexible on that.

And would you believe it - no luck in nearly 6 years!

Why does it have to be so hard???

*walks off shaking head sadly*

I cannot believe you have not found Dr. or Lawyer McDreamy.

Me, I am more realistic. I want a guy who looks like Hugh Jackman crossed with Antonio Sabato Jr., well dressed, with an IQ of a genius, who is 10 years younger than me, 6'2", with a deep voice, 9 inch cock, long tongue, a total Dom who does whatever I say, adores me so much he writes me poetry all day and fucks me all night long, loves my parents, does the laundry, the food shopping, likes to go shopping with me, makes me laugh, loves my friends, hates sports, cooks, is kinky as hell and never farts in bed.

I don't care what his job is, but he needs to have a lot of money and not be a workaholic, so he could be there for me whenever I need him. He will celebrate all our anniversaries, not just Valentine's Day and send me flowers every Friday.

I don't understand why I have not found him yet....do you think I should relax my standards?

Joins myotherself and wanders away dejected....

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 7:52:54 AM

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I want a cross between Red's and Myotherself's master.

Oooh....wait!! I think there's one in the "yummy room" (that's really His office, but it's also where we feed the cats! *lol*)

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 7:59:03 AM

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I cannot believe you have not found Dr. or Lawyer McDreamy.

Me, I am more realistic. I want a guy who looks like Hugh Jackman crossed with Antonio Sabato Jr., well dressed, with an IQ of a genius, who is 10 years younger than me, 6'2", with a deep voice, 9 inch cock, long tongue, a total Dom who does whatever I say, adores me so much he writes me poetry all day and fucks me all night long, loves my parents, does the laundry, the food shopping, likes to go shopping with me, makes me laugh, loves my friends, hates sports, cooks, is kinky as hell and never farts in bed.

I don't care what his job is, but he needs to have a lot of money and not be a workaholic, so he could be there for me whenever I need him. He will celebrate all our anniversaries, not just Valentine's Day and send me flowers every Friday.

I don't understand why I have not found him yet....do you think I should relax my standards?

Oh, yeah!!!

I'm sure he must be here somewhere!

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 8:01:14 AM

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Oh yeah!!!

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 8:05:45 AM

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Me, I am more realistic. I want a guy who looks like Hugh Jackman crossed with Antonio Sabato Jr.,

When I am standing and you are deepthroating me from your kneeling position with your eyes all bleary from tears and choking, I sorta look like that in the little area you can see.

Other than that, I don't meet a goddamn one of your other standards you've enumerated.

Ron

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RE: Master in need of a Slave - 2/12/2010 8:07:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

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Me, I am more realistic. I want a guy who looks like Hugh Jackman crossed with Antonio Sabato Jr.,

When I am standing and you are deepthroating me from your kneeling position with your eyes all bleary from tears and choking, I sorta look like that in the little area you can see.

Other than that, I don't meet a goddamn one of your other standards you've enumerated.

Ron

Ron, don't sell yourself short. You possess the humor, intellect, listen skills and Domliness I am seeking, but alas, I cannot live in MN, too cold for my delicate sensibilities.

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