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-=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 1:01:44 PM

ResidentSadist

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Dear Fellow Forum Member,
…………….. So, I am sitting here hyper focused on some very technical web page programming that will detect your browser and addons so it can pop up a new window with an appropriately compatible version of an ebook in it. This is a very serious matter. The publishing company is giving away a free copy of a book about the cure for arthritis. There will be millions of copies downloaded . . . and it is on me to get it right. So now you have my frame of mind when everhope tells me I really want to see the following products:

Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers
The Flat-D Fart Filter Underwear Insert
The Flat-D Fart Filtering Chair Pad

Should I:

a: Take it all in stride, laugh my ass off because that shit is really funny and thank her for the comic relief amid my dreary day of programming?

b: Tape a couple of Flat-D Fart Filtering Chair Pads to her face for daring to interrupt Master when he was hard at work?

c: Accept everhope’s jovial fartastic interlude and respond in kind by stuffing her with beans, rolling up a several Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers and inserting them deep in her anally for testing purposes?

Sincerely,
Too lazy to punish own slave

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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 1:53:46 PM

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I'd go for a, while remonstrating against her lack of awareness of the Toot Trapper.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/132657.stm

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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 2:02:57 PM

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The question is RS...is everhope sincerely trying to get you to take a breather and relax for 10-15 mins before you return to hyper intense work mode or is she subtly hinting that your gas passing is highly toxic?

See, once you have determined that her efforts are actually looking out for your bets interest or covertly looking after her own interests will determine the appropriate course of action on your part. So in my infinite wisdom, my answer is Yes.

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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 2:52:01 PM

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I vote for A...but then I'm slave so that may be influencing my answer

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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 3:22:46 PM

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RS, you know me to be a mild mannered and well behaved girl, of the highest virtue and decorum.

i say beat the ever lovin tar out of her and cage her until such a time as you have completed your work and then....go back and beat her some more.

Most Respectfully, with eyes lowered,

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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 3:26:06 PM

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* snort *

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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 3:33:11 PM

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*shhhhhhh*....im cruisin....

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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 4:47:55 PM

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Dearest Bear,

what a comically brilliant answer.
of course, i was bringing him comic relief....i always knew Master's intestines were lined with charcoal.
hugs my friend

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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 4:51:44 PM

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and you...perse...
are a deliciously evil bitch full of really, really ouchie ideas!
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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 5:05:06 PM

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that's funny thornhappy!
i had not read this article until after posting my remarks about Master's charcoal lined intestines.

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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 5:17:02 PM

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thanks zeph..for your understanding vote.
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RE: -=Fart Products??? I need to punish someone=- - 2/15/2010 5:31:52 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope

thanks zeph..for your understanding vote.
hugs

You're welcome everhope, we slavses have to stick together. Did it work?

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