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TeleViz -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (3/3/2010 9:30:02 PM)

Use laxatives, after you defecate have an enema. Plan your encounter in advance so you can prepare hours before.



thepillowdreamer -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (3/4/2010 12:15:38 PM)

i think we should be thinking of alternatives than laxatives and more enemas. hell, i had to use a laxative last night and it took hours to work, and when it did, hurt like a mother. laxatives are ultimately one of those things that aren't good for you and that you should only use if you're having serious problems down there.

you have a healthy digestive system and you're destroying it because somebody is a little grossed out. you can be left in diapers or dead, and then nobody will want you. i seriously doubt that your master will stick around after you're shitting your pants constantly after he pulled a hiroshima on your intestines, especially since he's squicked by a tiny bit of shit on his dick after putting it where shit resides.

i say if he makes you do stupid, unhealthy things over and over again because he's an ignorant sissy baby, then you need to get away from that zero and get with a hero! *sassy z-snap* mmmmhm.



NovelApproach -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (3/4/2010 1:41:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thepillowdreamer

you have a healthy digestive system and you're destroying it because somebody is a little grossed out. you can be left in diapers or dead, and then nobody will want you. i seriously doubt that your master will stick around after you're shitting your pants constantly after he pulled a hiroshima on your intestines, especially since he's squicked by a tiny bit of shit on his dick after putting it where shit resides.

i say if he makes you do stupid, unhealthy things over and over again because he's an ignorant sissy baby, then you need to get away from that zero and get with a hero! *sassy z-snap* mmmmhm.



Thepillowdreamer speaks truth!



EclipseAbove -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (3/7/2010 6:49:40 AM)

If you are eating a healthy diet that contains a proper amount of fiber, you shouldn't need an enema or anything else (besides plenty of lube) to prepare for anal. If your poo is well-formed (good diet will make this happen), there should be very little mess. But, as many have already said, a little poo is going to happen from time to time and is entirely unavoidable. Of course, you have to use good timing and not try anal when your bowel is full or immediately after you have pooed. If he has a few specks of poo after anal, that is to be expected. However, if his penis is covered in poo, there is a problem of some kind. Either your bowel is full, your poo is not well-formed (too liquid) or he is going way too deep.




Futuresocks -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (3/7/2010 8:14:38 AM)

This is disgusting...because doing anything anal is disgusting. Outside of the shower, it's a hard limit for me and only recently have I come to be able to endure it there.

And here we are discussing someone possibly modifying her diet to eat cheese and meats to get clay-like shits to please some guy who doesn't understand biology! This life is so fucked up! Humans really don't deserve to survive.

I have enough gay male friends to know that if you're gonna poke around in there, get used to the shit. But I don't understand it...why the fuck isn't the cunt or the mouth...or the hands or breasts or thighs good enough? Shit! (pardon the pun).

At the end of the day, it's disgusting. It smells, and whoever is involved in that loathsome activity deserves to stink...and be unsatisfied if they expect differently.



HandcuffBarbie -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (3/7/2010 9:54:21 AM)

Futuresocks, your judgment is completely inappropriate and irrelevant to my original post.

Thanks to everyone who took my original post at face value and offered sincere feedback.



Futuresocks -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (3/7/2010 7:26:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: HandcuffBarbie

Futuresocks, your judgment is completely inappropriate and irrelevant to my original post.

Thanks to everyone who took my original post at face value and offered sincere feedback.

No offense intended. I'm not judging you. I'm judging someone trying to get around/modify a healthy body and/or bodily process when it's not going to get perfect results. And that was my "sincere feedback." The nasty has to be dealt with. Others have said the same.



LittleKittenSub -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (3/12/2010 12:26:19 AM)

My very little 2ยข

My experience is rather limited, but I found that the more I tried to clean out my ass, the messier it got. Anytime I was eager to have it really really clean would turn out to be a disaster. Generally for me (and yes, every body is different, I'm just once a day), three uses of a hand-held squeeze bottle about the size of a Fleet enema does the trick quite nicely. I'm sure I'm only cleaning out the muscular part at the end and not getting up into the colon, but really, that seems to be far enough. Any time I tried to use a real enema bag to get more and hold it or try to get it deeper, it just made everything come down sooner. I'm content now to keep it simple.



MsSuzanneBlack -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (4/1/2010 2:31:02 PM)

Colon Hydrotherapy..aka Colonics..or as we joke..power enema.. and NO ..not to be done all the time.. even though your going couple times a day it still might not be in the proper form and you could have a slew of sludge up in your system.  Suggestion is series of three to get your system in good order.. it will fix a multitude of problems.. eat the fiber, fruits and veggies.. You might just find that if you do a maintance one..once a month or every couple.. and the fiber etc..a enema might not be needed at all.  You will become more in tune with your digestive tract.. I happen to like anal..but also..know when I might want to avoid it for that morning... Knock on wood..if I choose to have anal.. no enema..no mess..its just very fine... 



captnRon -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (4/5/2010 8:45:58 PM)

Ok one if you know your going to do anal do not eat for abou 8 hrs prior.
second sit and shit normally before cleaning.
third do not try to wash deep or hold water in for to long, low pressure and finger play keeping rinse water flowing
it is not how much you use but how deep and how much get to high inside.
Several repeat rinses over a hour period is better
Again keep the water in lower anus and not push in to instestines.
use a dildo after first wash and then rewash
should be good fro all but the biggest cocks.




pixelslave -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (4/14/2010 9:38:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: moonlightheart

and to comment on what pirate princess was referring to..here is a great link to find different enemas...the one she is talking about attaches to the shower...

http://www.sextoyfun.com/category.php?a=lightbeam&cid=40

Hope this helps. Good luck with your future with your Master,
sincerely,
Melanie


I highly recommend the "shur-shot" style shower attachments for cleaning out prior to anal play.  They work incredibly well and are much quicker/easier to use than any enema bag.  The five minutes the OP mentioned for holding in the enema seems rather short to me.  I'd recommend at least 10 minutes and she may find that something closer to between 15 - 20 minutes will provide more success for the length of time she's looking to stay clean.  Also laying on her left side (location of the descending colon) should help as well. 
 
Here's a link to a web site of someone into fisting that describes their cleaning out routine: http://www.jlubejack.us/cleaningout.html. The site also has descriptions of anatomy and much more than you may ever want to know, but you may find it helpful just the same. [;)]
 
 - pixel



DWCskitten -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (4/18/2010 9:59:38 PM)

Peristalsis in the digestive tract is a CONTINUAL process. Some people have faster or slower metabolisms than others. If He's that worried about it, He should use a condom. It's called a poop chute for a reason. lol i can't think of anything else to do.

~kitten~



SirsJewel -> RE: cleaner anal sex? (6/20/2010 7:15:39 PM)

Ummmm do the emema a bit closer to playtime perhaps, i certainly do when neccesary, you're diet is great dont change that over a little poo ~jewels



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