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you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 6:06:00 AM   
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The pants you were going to wear have a split in the crotch.

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 6:07:07 AM   
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either thats a sign that you are a fatgirl, or a sign that you need to get some dick to get the swelling of your camel toe under control

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 6:50:02 AM   
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You know it's gonna be a strange day when Ron is the first one who makes sense to you in the morning...

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 6:50:36 AM   
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Wear 'em, and the day may well get stranger...

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 6:54:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

The pants you were going to wear have a split in the crotch.
cram an odor eater in there and shuddup


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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 6:55:26 AM   
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You know it's gonna be a strange day when Ron is the first one who makes sense to you in the morning...
i have yet to reach that point, Sunny

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 6:57:05 AM   
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you know its going to be a strange day when you drive (Jims car...NaaaHaaa) directly into an 8 foot snowbank and, honest to God, you never saw the damn thing.

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 6:58:34 AM   
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snow blindness?

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 7:04:57 AM   
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snow blindness?
generally stupidity is more like it, Fluff....I always wear sun glasses when driving, so i have no excuse.


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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 7:06:09 AM   
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Whose fault was it, yours or the snowbank?

And at least you hit something soft and inexpensive...


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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 7:13:13 AM   
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You know it's going to be a strange day when a prisoner with an armed police escort, built like a brick shithouse, covered in scars and tattoos, breaks down and cries in front of you because of his haemorrhoids? Or is that just men in general, I'm not sure.

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 7:13:58 AM   
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did he get him some special lovin' last night?

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 7:21:09 AM   
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ORIGINAL: afterforever

You know it's going to be a strange day when a prisoner with an armed police escort, built like a brick shithouse, covered in scars and tattoos, breaks down and cries in front of you because of his haemorrhoids? Or is that just men in general, I'm not sure.

Ah, a day in the life of a new doctor.
Congratulations!

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 7:36:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

snow blindness?
generally stupidity is more like it, Fluff.



**Nods**

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 7:38:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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snow blindness?
generally stupidity is more like it, Fluff.



**Nods**
knock it off Pots...at least my crotch did not dissolve my pants.


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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 9:15:27 AM   
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I know it's a strange day when I agree w/Clumsy!

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 3:07:10 PM   
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I know it's a strange day when I agree w/Clumsy!
Gawd i hate it when she agrees with me. Makes me feel so...so...pottyish.

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/17/2010 8:34:06 PM   
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Holly says the "f" word.

TWICE!!! (at least!)

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/18/2010 1:59:36 AM   
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...you're ready for a tooth extraction and already got a 'scription for the pills onhand...

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RE: you know its going to be a strange day when... - 2/18/2010 7:10:18 AM   
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