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"A legend" gains approval - 2/17/2010 8:42:48 AM   
JonnieBoy


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Yes ... it's true, not only am I a "Legend" (so much so that some even claim that I'm "not real" frequently), but also, I have RETURNED  ... to bathe in the adoration and approval of multiple sexy people all at the same time.

I'm purported in "Legend" to have tamed by snogging a Wild Bear, and captured Flying Monkey in mid flight ! I will live on in "Legend" and continue to play ... even fuck ... with strangers.

Because this being a "Legend" business is getting really quite competitive these days ... I've recently added a Princess to my family too.

My wife knows I'm a legend too ... I'm all made up therefore.

Us "Legends" get quite busy, but if I'm not responding to your messages it has nothing to do with that ... I'm just fucking with you to demonstrate in my own "Legendary" mind how us "Legends" can survive without the need for intercourse.

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RE: "A legend" gains approval - 2/17/2010 8:39:06 PM   
JonnieBoy


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Status: offline 		Look ... you've all been reeled in and are ready in the keep net (fuck me, I never knew I could sound so "fishy")

I will be ready with trauma counselling ... or large wooden nailed clubs to whack heads with ... when y'all get the cult thing out of yer heads (pronounced heeadds)

Is my beard big in this ?

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RE: "A legend" gains approval - 2/17/2010 9:00:09 PM   
pyroaquatic


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Status: offline 		Yes, I have to Leg Ends.

They are quite fun to stand on and I have been told they are called FEET.

Oh My Leg Ends are Legends!


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RE: "A legend" gains approval - 2/17/2010 9:01:50 PM   
KMsAngel


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RE: "A legend" gains approval - 2/17/2010 11:19:10 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: "A legend" gains approval - 2/18/2010 12:09:29 AM   
JonnieBoy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: pyroaquatic

Leg Ends.



I couldn't agree more ... without leg ends we wouldn't have gotten very far ... I'm always contemplating leg end type stuff, but foot fetish still never grabs me. I've no high heels to get upon and no ruby slippers neither. Doc Martens were, and still are my code ... 14 holes and no mercy.

Punk is not dead ... (UK ... NOT U.S.  definition )

Had bootmark on forehead ... will travel.

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RE: "A legend" gains approval - 2/18/2010 12:10:45 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		as long as you don't expect ME to do the high heels thing... we're good....

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RE: "A legend" gains approval - 2/18/2010 12:22:17 AM   
Smutmonger


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Status: offline 		What was all of this about legends then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0T8YtIat7o

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RE: "A legend" gains approval - 2/18/2010 6:16:08 AM   
SweetDommes


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Status: offline 		So the party is here now? I much prefer this "legend" to the other one - and I don't actually know either of them lol

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RE: "A legend" gains approval - 2/18/2010 9:23:50 AM   
JonnieBoy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Smutmonger

What was all of this about legends then?



You called ?:

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