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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:10:40 AM

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why do youz people have to ruin every good cookie by putting chocolate on the darn thing?

There is just NEVER enough chocolate. My new thing is the Lindt balls. They're like 75c each but soooooo good...the mint ones... and the white chocolate...so creamy *why o why do I have NO chocolate in the house!* *weeps*

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:10:52 AM

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holly holly holly..

Ever stuck your tongue right into that melted kiss..that LOOKS solid..but isnt....

yeah.

but then i MADE it solid.

thats why i am pregnant....

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:13:44 AM

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why do youz people have to ruin every good cookie by putting chocolate on the darn thing?

holly holly holly..

Have you ever tried a fresh peanutbutter blossom?
Ever stuck your tongue right into that melted kiss..that LOOKS solid..but isnt.... no..not solid at ALL..but liquid melted chocolate heaven..?????!. mmm

it's like ambrosia...the sweet nectar of the gods... divine mead...mother's milk... yummy

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:14:00 AM

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holly holly holly..

Ever stuck your tongue right into that melted kiss..that LOOKS solid..but isnt....

yeah.

but then i MADE it solid.

thats why i am pregnant....

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:15:44 AM

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thanks DD!!!!

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:17:09 AM

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thats why i am pregnant....

was this an announcement?

(depending on the situation)

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:19:59 AM

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YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST GUYS on the HI! I'M ALICE thread coming to you live from the AliceinWonderland station here in the Big Apple. Just the facts. Hardhitting news. We report. You decide. All news, all the time. You get the picture.

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:22:11 AM

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Congratulations then!!!

If only we had chocolate-less cookies here to celebrate with!

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:31:00 AM

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holly holly holly..

Ever stuck your tongue right into that melted kiss..that LOOKS solid..but isnt....

yeah.

but then i MADE it solid.

thats why i am pregnant....

haha..thats the first time i ever heard that oral sex..can get a girl pregnant!

cept..back when i was much younger..a bunch of us girls talked..like girls always do..about sex...and one told me her sister was pregnant...and INSISTED it happened as a direct result of performing oral...hehe...and..apparently.. she thought all her babies were caused from that....

*anyways,..congrats!.. i have five children myself, before getting my tubes tied..no WAY was i gonna ever have another c cection!

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 12:38:09 AM

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thanks guys!!!

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 6:33:01 AM

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why do youz people have to ruin every good cookie by putting chocolate on the darn thing?

holly, out of the selfless goodness of my heart... I will rescue you and eat those cookies for you. Damn, but I'm nice to you.

Congratulations of your preggerness.

And welcome back, Alice.

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 6:43:38 AM

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That is awesome news....congratulations

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 7:04:07 AM

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why do youz people have to ruin every good cookie by putting chocolate on the darn thing?

holly, out of the selfless goodness of my heart... I will rescue you and eat those cookies for you. Damn, but I'm nice to you.

Steven...touch my cookies and i will belly-bop yer skinny ass right into next month.

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 7:21:34 AM

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That is awesome news....congratulations

Thanks Sweetie!! We are thrilled beyond words!

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 7:23:31 AM

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Are you sure it isn't just some undigested meatloaf sitting in there since before thanksgiving?

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 7:28:57 AM

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Steven...touch my cookies and i will belly-bop yer skinny ass right into next month.

Yep, folks, she's pregnant. The hormones are acting up right on schedule.

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 8:08:59 AM

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Steven...touch my cookies and i will belly-bop yer skinny ass right into next month.

Yep, folks, she's pregnant. The hormones are acting up right on schedule.

i am not hormonal...

...DAMNIT...i am not!!....

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 8:48:56 AM

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Welcome to the other Wonderland.

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 9:01:52 AM

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And welcome back, Alice.

Hey, this is a Welcome forum, not a Welcome Back thread...but thank you

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RE: HI! I am Alice! - 2/20/2010 9:05:37 AM

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Steven...touch my cookies and i will belly-bop yer skinny ass right into next month.

Yep, folks, she's pregnant. The hormones are acting up right on schedule.

i am not hormonal......DAMNIT...i am not!!....

Or maybe...you should use it as an EXCUSE for all sorts of behavior.....just think of all the evil things you could get away with it because, it's just the hormones! I am jealous of you! Hmm *runs off to get pregnant*

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