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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 8:54:47 AM

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$600 is my only offer a 60 to 80 hour week and no days off.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 8:57:01 AM

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Sure, but only a 50% deposit.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 8:58:58 AM

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Thank you. Since you have given me advice and you recommend I dont take advice I will ignore you from here on in. The pro dommes often have families and need the money. Besides it far cheaper than paying a psychiatrist or clinical psychologist and is just psychodrama roleplay.

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Wha....? Being shackled in a dark basement for a week is cheaper than paying a clinical psychologist? If only I had known that years ago when I was working out the issues from my unhappy childhood!

Wow, I am learning so much today on the boards.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 8:59:26 AM

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$600 is my only offer a 60 to 80 hour week and no days off.

So, you're willing to pay 2000. to be shackled. (borrring) but only 600. for housework AND shackling?

*silly boy*

1750.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:18:27 AM

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I did not suggest you do not take good avice, I did not even suggest that you don't pay for good advice. I suggested you not give your money to someone you have never met.

I have no problem with Pro-Dommes or other sex professionals, and you will find, if you read these boards, that while many fly in to complain of proDommes and tributes, the regulars on these boards don't have a problem with them either. I don't have a problem with proffesional car mechanics, either, my son is one, but I don't wire my money to a total stranger on the promise that he will come along next week and fix my car. I meet him, I talk to him, then I give him money. I am just suggesting that you do the same thing.

Every one has a family to feed, hon, including scam artists. including you. all that is being suggested is that you watch your wallet.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:22:52 AM

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I did not suggest you do not take good avice, I did not even suggest that you don't pay for good advice. I suggested you not give your money to someone you have never met.

I have no problem with Pro-Dommes or other sex professionals, and you will find, if you read these boards, that while many fly in to complain of proDommes and tributes, the regulars on these boards don't have a problem with them either. I don't have a problem with proffesional car mechanics, either, my son is one, but I don't wire my money to a total stranger on the promise that he will come along next week and fix my car. I meet him, I talk to him, then I give him money. I am just suggesting that you do the same thing.

Every one has a family to feed, hon, including scam artists. including you. all that is being suggested is that you watch your wallet.

Shhhh...from one Louisville girl to another...I'm working on something here...

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:26:26 AM

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Sorry, Blushes.
I would point out, if you are sending money to total strangers, blushes is at least sexy as hell. Hell, I'd send her the money, but i do NOT have a housecleaning fetish. and someone mentioned food and water - and I'm onna want sugar free lemonaid. so there's that. Damn picky picky subs.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:27:42 AM

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Sorry, Blushes.
I would point out, if you are sending money to total strangers, blushes is at least sexy as hell. Hell, I'd send her the money, but i do NOT have a housecleaning fetish. and someone mentioned food and water - and I'm onna want sugar free lemonaid. so there's that. Damn picky picky subs.

I haz sugar free lemonade and I'm a darn good cook!!

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:44:38 AM

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:47:06 AM

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You haz a point there, Mister...

Ok, Alfred/Baylors dude, I'm afraid I can't feed you while you're here.

Just consider it part of the total package.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:47:47 AM

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I haz sugar free lemonade and I'm a darn good cook!!

You could at least invite me to dinner! being as how we are both Louisville girls.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:48:31 AM

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The basements in Minnesota contain acid barrels and hold bodies of those who dared to venture there. I know this for a fact.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:51:10 AM

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I haz sugar free lemonade and I'm a darn good cook!!

You could at least invite me to dinner! being as how we are both Louisville girls.

You can come to dinner anytime. ('cept not today as I'm sickums)

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:55:20 AM

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I'm so sorry you are sick, dearheart. Do you want me to come make you sugarfree lemonde and chicken soup?

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 9:59:24 AM

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I'm so sorry you are sick, dearheart. Do you want me to come make you sugarfree lemonde and chicken soup?

Kinda...but food sounds kinda not good too...

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 10:11:59 AM

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I, personally, think he should wire all the money to the woman who asked for it now so that he doesn't loose his place in line.

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Naw, too much chance she's fake. He can send me the money and I will take it over to her personally, just to make sure everything is cool.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 10:25:35 AM

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 11:00:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: Lucienne
Hell... I can get you a well-lit room for $3000.

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ORIGINAL: AlfredBravo
Yes it does help me thank you. She said she had a dark basement to keep me shackled up naked in for a week if I paid her $2000.

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ORIGINAL: cabernet
I'm a sub, but for $2000 you can come to Colorado and I'll keep you shackled in my basement for a week!!

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
Oh hell. I'll shackle you AND let you do housework for $1500.

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ORIGINAL: BoiJen
Food and water not included...that's another $1000

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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009
6:08PM.

So to recap,

--=Do it Yourself=-
$3,000.00 will get you a well light unsupervised environment in which you’ll have to tie yourself up.

-=Professional=-
$2,000.00 will get you chained up in a basement that goes dark at 6:08PM by someone with experience. If you are wise, you will seek a ProDomme that is a PEP member or some credentials and is on a live feedback site with testimonials. Otherwise, you may just end up getting a hooker with a whip . . . and a bad attitude towards men.

-=Amateur=-
$2,000.00 will get you chained up an amateur who volunteered only because of your fee. Subs shouldn’t torture subs . . . need I say more?

-=Pro & Housework=-
$1,500.00 will get you a week with xxblushesxx. We know her very well and I can tell you that you would have a creative and fulfilling experience as well as learning the latest domestic cleaning techniques. I don’t know what time her basement goes dark though.

. . . all in all, it seems like quite a shopping list! You seem to have done rather well for yourself.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 11:02:41 AM

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and for a measly $600 I will tell you what time it gets dark in minnesota, not just a guess either.

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RE: Excuse me please Mistress? What time does it get da... - 2/20/2010 11:08:14 AM

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