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A Limerick - 2/28/2010 6:28:10 PM

AbacusTsukei

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There once was a young man from Dawcett
Whose penis was shaped like a faucet
It was running with jizz,
But the point of this is
...That there is a Game and you've lost it.

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RE: A Limerick - 2/28/2010 6:33:10 PM

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There once was a domme so mean
whose legs were not really that lean
ending her posts all the while
with nothing but ~smiles~
when all she wanted
was to rip out my spleen.

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RE: A Limerick - 3/1/2010 12:50:09 PM

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There once was a man from Khartoum
who took a lesbian up to his room
they argued all night
as to who had the right
to do what, and with which, and to whom

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RE: A Limerick - 3/1/2010 12:51:55 PM

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There once was a student from St. John's
who fancied to bugger the swans
said the loyal groundskeeper
"Take my daughter if please sir,
for the swans are reserved for the Dons"

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RE: A Limerick - 3/1/2010 3:33:31 PM

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those are good guys keep em coming....im not good at those lol

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RE: A Limerick - 3/1/2010 3:41:52 PM

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I wrote this on a thread a while back.....

There once was a big burly dom
Who ubered with vicious aplomb.
Along came a sub
Looking for lub
So he tamed her and made her a mom.

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RE: A Limerick - 3/1/2010 3:43:30 PM

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I wrote this one for my ex-sub Mah, who had been depressed and was coming out of a funk.

There once was a girl name of Mah
Freed from her feelings of blah.
She liked her sex rough
Because she was tough
And she smiled when I ripped off her bra.

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RE: A Limerick - 3/1/2010 7:06:32 PM

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With apologies to my Canadian freinds...

There once was a gay Canuck.
Who in love was down on his luck.
Then one day at Tim Hortons,
He met a transvestite named Norton.
Now his days a filled with coffee, Timbits and fucks.

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RE: A Limerick - 3/1/2010 7:18:19 PM

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Tied to the bedposts last night
I struggled with all of my might!
I screamed through the gag,
"Turn me loose you old hag!"
But the hooker was long gone from sight!

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RE: A Limerick - 3/1/2010 7:42:46 PM

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There once was a do-me sub bottom,
With one or two kinks, no, a lot of 'em.
With his twenty-page list
Clutched tight in his fist,
He can't believe he's still treated like flotsam.

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RE: A Limerick - 3/1/2010 7:50:49 PM

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There once was an actor named Bacon
Who groaned as his cherry was taken
With a crimson strap-on
While dressed as James Bond,
"Dear Mistress! I'm stirred and I'm shakin'!"

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RE: A Limerick - 3/3/2010 9:04:25 AM

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Pssst!

There once was an actor named Bacon
Who could have, in fact, been Jamaican
Then Tantriqu's rhyme
Would have been more in line
With the typical lim'rick formation!

:-P

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RE: A Limerick - 3/8/2010 4:54:36 PM

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There once was a Domme in Peugeot

Who'd spilt some gin on Her dildo.

Not being uncouth,

She splashed on vermouth,

Then She slipped Her sub a Martini.

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RE: A Limerick - 3/8/2010 6:17:56 PM

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Those are great
I wish I could contribute
But I'm drawing a blank.

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RE: A Limerick - 3/8/2010 8:15:47 PM

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There once was a poster named Savage.
Possessed of a desire to ravage.
This filthy story I cannot tell,
So please don’t curse me to Hell,
‘cause the only rhyme left is gavage.

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RE: A Limerick - 3/8/2010 9:00:10 PM

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Oh no! Don't do that! But thank you for thinking of me!

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RE: A Limerick - 3/9/2010 4:29:06 AM

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quote:

Oh no! Don't do that! But thank you for thinking of me!

What can I say? I had a moment of inspiration (sorta... there really aren't a lot of rhymes for savage).

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RE: A Limerick - 3/9/2010 6:50:16 AM

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I prefer the three stanza limericks:

Have you heard about those bitches from Bermingham
And all the comotion concerning them
The lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the bishop while he was confirming them

Now the bishop was nobody's fool
He'd been to a good public school
So he took down their britches
And diddled those bitches
With his ten inch Episcopal tool

Said they as the bishop withdrew
This must be our final adieu
Cause the vicar is thicker
And slicker and quicker
And two inches longer than you!

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RE: A Limerick - 3/9/2010 7:46:48 PM

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There once was a girl named Anheuser
Who claimed that no man could surprise her
But, Pabst took a chance
Found a Schlitz in her pants
And now she is sadder, Budweiser

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