RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun

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Wolf2Bear -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/4/2010 12:18:27 PM)
offered up a Ghanan master from Golf City

sappatoti -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/4/2010 1:09:11 PM)
but the Ghanian master had other plans and was glad the offer wasn't made

LanceHughes -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/4/2010 10:24:51 PM)
The "Ghanaian master" whips both bear's and sappatoti's asses for misspelling Ghanaian. Edited for length <more than one line> But, but, Lance! It was really good when it was longer! Down, bear! Down! I said, "Down!" LOL!

FelineFae -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 12:30:52 AM)
Then the clock chimed loudly

ResidentSadist -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 1:55:12 AM)
but the sound was muffled because the clock was stuffed deep in ....

KMsAngel -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 1:59:53 AM)
red's bosomage and red herself was too busy giggling with her posse of

FelineFae -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 2:51:08 AM)
enthralling individuals enticed by e-mail

DarlingSavage -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 5:11:30 AM)
With that, Red closed the laptop, for she had plans to meet up with Big Bad later that day and wanted to look her best.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 5:20:31 AM)
Just then, a thief climbed in through the window and piked the laptop!

DarlingSavage -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 5:21:51 AM)
Red turned and faced the window as the thief was making his escape, whipped out her Glock, and said, "Hold it right there, Mr.!"

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 7:23:50 AM)
Your orders were to abduct and transport Lance back to the cave for interrogation.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 9:22:24 AM)
And the thief said 'Oops', and pulled off his ski-mask to reveal...

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 9:25:14 AM)
It was a wolf in disguise, with teeth bared

DarlingSavage -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 9:30:56 AM)
Red gasped, "Oh Wolfie! It's you! Why the disguise and all the cloak and dagger shit? What's really happenin'? Why were you taking my laptop? You know that there is top secret information on there which, if in the wrong hands, could be disastrous for the entire planet! I hope you're not a double agent, if so, I'll be compelled to report you. But I love you so! Please, don't be a traitor and force me into a difficult situation!" ETA: (Alright, I know it's only supposed to be one line, but I got carried away. This story is startin' to get good and I was inspired!)

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 10:22:06 AM)
And the wolf says 'I'm sorry, Red. You leave me no choice but to...

purepleasure -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 12:50:10 PM)
sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall" until you tell me ALL of your deepest, darkest desires.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 12:57:00 PM)
Red knows for a fact that wolves can't sing, so she gives in pretty quick and says...

DarlingSavage -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 12:57:03 PM)
At which Red just rolled her eyes and said, "Please, spare me..." her voice dripping with sarcasm.

DarlingSavage -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 1:00:25 PM)
With that, Red grabbed Big Bad by the scruff of the neck holding the Glock to his temple, and says, "You know how much I love you, so you know how painful this is going to be for me. Then again, I AM a masochist. Pain is a thing of beauty, in my eyes." Big Bad's jaw dropped at Red's sudden burst of strength, and said, "My, Red, what a strong grip you have!"

Eigenaar -> RE: Add a line to this and keep going..just for fun (3/5/2010 1:12:06 PM)
I had enough of it, closed the bundle with experimental poetry, turned on the news and heard the anchorman say: Wilders heeft zich een mohawk aangemeten en hoopt zo de verkiezingen te winnen.

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