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Well, I never... - 3/5/2010 2:02:54 PM

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formally introduced myself.

Hi!

Are there any weal and twue people here? Or, are you all a bunch of sick and twisted perverts like myself?

I was going to title this a lonnnnngggg time cummmmmming, but that would sound like, well.... something like someone that's into orgasm denial would title their intro thread.

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/5/2010 3:32:03 PM

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I'm sicker than you! I'm sicker than you! And twice as twisted!!!

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:10:11 AM

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I'm sicker than you! I'm sicker than you! And twice as twisted!!!

*crams a cookie in Stevens trap for a few moments of peace*

Welcome PurePleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya little nut!

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:17:34 AM

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quote:

Are there any weal and twue people here? Or, are you all a bunch of sick and twisted perverts like myself?

Nope, we're all fake and so are you. I can prove it, I just don't wanna. Please go away!

*shoves another cookie in Steven's mouth to keep him quiet*

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:19:36 AM

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Mmmffffmmmmfffff

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:22:12 AM

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Welcome to the forums!

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:22:18 AM

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*waves to Zeph*

I sorta like Stevie like this.......

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:40:40 AM

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*waves back to Holly*

So do I, he's nice and quiet. I do wish that fake purepleasure person would leave though.

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:42:35 AM

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*waves back to Holly*

So do I, he's nice and quiet. I do wish that fake purepleasure person would leave though.

PurePleasure is a FAKE???

Damnit....i feel so USED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:44:02 AM

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hey stop feeding him so many. he's not going to be useful for anything in my bed if you put him in a sugar coma

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:50:16 AM

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hey stop feeding him so many. he's not going to be useful for anything in my bed if you put him in a sugar coma

But AngelEyes...look at how cute he is with his lil cheeks bulging like that....

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 5:51:49 AM

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a squirrel. yay. they chew on nuts. i has no nuts.

they are cute though. can i pet him and hug him and call him george?

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 6:02:13 AM

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a squirrel. yay. they chew on nuts. i has no nuts.

they are cute though. can i pet him and hug him and call him george?

well it might explain why Stev..er...George is so crabby if he is chewing on his nuts.

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 6:09:54 AM

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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

a squirrel. yay. they chew on nuts. i has no nuts.

they are cute though. can i pet him and hug him and call him george?

well it might explain why Stev..er...George is so crabby if he is chewing on his nuts.

Which is why it's good to keep feeding him cookies. They keep him occupied so he doesn't chew on his nuts. Do I must call him George though?

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 6:12:59 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

a squirrel. yay. they chew on nuts. i has no nuts.

they are cute though. can i pet him and hug him and call him george?

well it might explain why Stev..er...George is so crabby if he is chewing on his nuts.

Which is why it's good to keep feeding him cookies. They keep him occupied so he doesn't chew on his nuts. Do I must call him George though?

it sorta fits in...hang on a sec Zeph...

*crams two cookies in Stevie/Georges great big mouth*

Sorry...as i was saying...it sorta fits in a Seinfield kind of way....

< Message edited by sirsholly -- 3/6/2010 6:13:50 AM >

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 6:30:44 AM

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quote:

it sorta fits in...hang on a sec Zeph...

*crams two cookies in Stevie/Georges great big mouth*

Sorry...as i was saying...it sorta fits in a Seinfield kind of way....

< Message edited by sirsholly -- 3/6/2010 9:13:50 AM >

Oh that George. *thinks* I don't remember him chewing his nuts although he did complain a lot. If only someone had shoved cookies in his mouth *nods sadly*

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 7:22:19 AM

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you have to admit there is a resemblance...

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 8:35:24 AM

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"Well i never..." That's the best joke today.

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 9:29:32 AM

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you have to admit there is a resemblance...

Hard to tell with......hold on a sec *shoves another cookie in Steve/George's mouth*

as I was saying with, all that facial hair

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RE: Well, I never... - 3/6/2010 9:36:27 AM

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quote:

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you have to admit there is a resemblance...

Hard to tell with......hold on a sec *shoves another cookie in Steve/George's mouth*

as I was saying with, all that facial hair

wait a sec Zeph.....that is not all facial hair. Half of it is chocolate cookie crumbs...

*brushes crumbs off of Stevie/George and crams yet another cookie in before he starts his annoying chatter*

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