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FullCircle -> Finish my Joke. (3/30/2006 12:34:58 PM)
I have no idea if this will work as they say. It will depend on how many people know the common jokes or can think of alternative versions of them. “How does it work?” I hear you ask oh so eagerly. The idea is the first person starts the joke and the next person finishes it and starts another. Hopefully from this exercise I will finally have some new jokes to try out. If not I have to keep using the knock knock ones. I am warning you now I have many bad jokes and will be forced to tell them if you don’t help me out here.[8\|] So I’ll start with a classic: What is black white and red?

RubberWitch -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/30/2006 2:31:31 PM)
a zebra in a blender. What do you say to an english graduate with a job? J

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/30/2006 5:25:10 PM)
Yes, I'd like fries with that. What do you have when you have one little green ball in one hand and one little green ball in the other hand?

Mistresscarmen1 -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/30/2006 5:28:47 PM)
A Leprachaun in trouble with his Mistress. What is purple and upsets Ahab ?

windchymes -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/31/2006 9:26:16 AM)
Moby Grape Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?

RubberWitch -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/31/2006 10:44:36 AM)
To stop his stockings falling down. Why did the chicken cross the road? J

SirKenin -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/31/2006 12:36:21 PM)
Whoa.. Wait a second... Wait...a...second... I think when he said finish the joke he meant that the answer was supposed to be funny. There is no funny here. lol

Gauge -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/31/2006 12:36:25 PM)
quote: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was saftey-pinned to a punk rocker. What is green and walks through walls?

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/31/2006 3:14:55 PM)
Me, after a hard night of drinking. What do you get when you cross an ostrich with a cheap cat?

RubberWitch -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/31/2006 3:42:40 PM)
A tall bird with a big arse and a tight pussy! How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? J

Gauge -> RE: Finish my Joke. (3/31/2006 4:19:31 PM)
quote: What is green and walks through walls? quote: Me, after a hard night of drinking. Actually the answer is Casper the Friendly Pickle [:D] Reposting the next joke: How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

MrQwerty -> RE: Finish my Joke. (4/1/2006 5:37:05 AM)
Two: one to screw the candle in the socket and the other one to light it. How do you know if you’re a red neck?

CreoleCook -> RE: Finish my Joke. (4/1/2006 5:38:04 AM)
sorry...wanted to post a comment here, but thought better of it...

MrQwerty -> RE: Finish my Joke. (4/1/2006 5:41:28 AM)
Actually the correct answer is: You go to the family reunion to find a date. How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?

Drahcir -> RE: Finish my Joke. (4/1/2006 7:46:37 AM)
Shine a torch in her ears. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

rivenmoon -> RE: Finish my Joke. (4/1/2006 8:25:37 AM)
So......... when did politicians start doing real work? sorry but I'm not good at telling jokes carry on folks............

RubberWitch -> RE: Finish my Joke. (4/1/2006 11:01:42 AM)
depends on what party Chinese communist party You can't change the bulb, you have to smash it US republicans 6. one to suggest his college buddy would do it so much better, and the other 5 to justify the $15,000,0000 budget UK Liberal Democrats Both of them Doctor doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains J

Yedi -> RE: Finish my Joke. (4/3/2006 1:29:43 AM)
Here is a clasic that didn't actually have a punchline... but lets see if anyone can figure out where it came from 1 and 2 figure out a punchline for it Naked blond walked into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two pot salami under the other The bartender said I guess you won't be wanting anything to drink The naked lady said..........

Gauge -> RE: Finish my Joke. (4/3/2006 1:33:45 PM)
quote: Doctor doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains The doctor says, "Calm down and pull yourself together." How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Saratov -> RE: Finish my Joke. (4/3/2006 8:10:47 PM)
Only one but the light bulb has to really want to change. How can you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?

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