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The Perfect Gift - 3/8/2010 5:07:48 PM

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I have to say that I immediately thought of domi and jeffff when I saw this ad. Although I do wonder, who will wear the belly, and who will wear the "rack"?

And this suweet ride, I think we need races with them, winner gets whats inside (and no, I'm not talking about riding the girl).

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/8/2010 5:13:56 PM

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And this suweet ride,

According to the features, they have aluminium rims.
Sexy, that...

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/8/2010 6:16:51 PM

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/8/2010 6:19:51 PM

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Those are hilarious

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/8/2010 6:20:25 PM

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"Sexy , that"... that is so cute!

And DG and I are very svelte!... although... to be honest.. I am a bit more...seveltier

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/8/2010 7:01:41 PM

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I want a cruisin cooler for horse shows. Always have a drink and don't have to run back and forth from practice ring to tack room a million times.

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/9/2010 3:14:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

According to the features, they have aluminium rims.
Sexy, that...

with aluminium rimming you risk cutting your tongue...

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/9/2010 3:26:41 AM

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According to the features, they have aluminium rims.
Sexy, that...

with aluminium rimming you risk cutting your tongue...

Only if shoddy workmanship is involved...

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/9/2010 3:54:58 AM

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maybe a kevlar tongue guard?

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/9/2010 4:01:27 AM

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Nah-just take a file to the rims before you start and it'll be fine!

*watches everyone wince*

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/9/2010 4:30:54 AM

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great site!

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/14/2010 8:35:51 AM

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Now all it needs is a remote to send it for refills and bring it back to you.

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RE: The Perfect Gift - 3/14/2010 6:58:38 PM

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I want a wine rack, though not quite sure where I would put it over my DD

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