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MichiganHeadmast -> The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/22/2010 7:27:22 PM)

Not sure if this is classified correctly. Still, found it interesting.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259670/A-love-seat-fit-king-The-antique-chair-gives-eye-popping-insight-Edward-VIIs-debauched-youth.html

Now, supposedly the chair pictured in the article could accommodate the future king and two women simultaneously. Now I can picture how His Highness and one woman are situated. Perhaps those with a better imagination than mine can help figure out where the second young nubile is positioned.



Huntertn -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/23/2010 6:52:03 PM)

I have to admit...I need more time to see both positions as well



ricken -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/23/2010 8:08:31 PM)

Under the chair on her hands and knees ? Or

I like the little stops at the heels to hold his feet in place, thats a nice touch....



windchymes -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/26/2010 8:26:13 AM)

Yeah, I just stared at it for at least 5 minutes, and I can't figure out where everybody goes, lol.

And I always scored high in mechanical and spacial parts of tests.....[&:]



bondmaid123 -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/26/2010 8:56:59 AM)

Yeah, I'm confused, too.  Too bad there's no diagram.. because this is going to wriggle around in the back of my brain forever now as an unsolved mystery. :P



mnottertail -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/26/2010 8:59:45 AM)

I can figure out at least a couple ways, there....consider that where the footsteps are is where he would stand.



ricken -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/26/2010 11:39:30 AM)

I get where he stands, I get the little things that hold her legs apart, I get the handles for him to lean over and hold on to...I just don't get the 2nd woman so much

Maybe this should be some sort of contest?



mnottertail -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/26/2010 11:41:19 AM)

so say the one on top is doggie the other one shinnies up backwards underneath.....or my fave mouth first............or upside down and lays with her head on the pillow thingie, the prince becomes a king!!!



emeraldgryphon -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/27/2010 2:29:33 AM)

I think the chair is bigger than it looks - Bertie lay completely down on it on his back, knees bent with his heels on the stops. in this photo his head would have been to the right and his feet to the left. Both women faced him, in this photo to the right.
The first woman mounted him, riding him as he reclined. The second woman stood, with her legs well apart, straddling his head as it rested on the raised end of the seat, and she held onto the raised grips with her hands. This would have placed his mouth at the perfect angle for oral sex.



MichiganHeadmast -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (3/27/2010 7:34:10 AM)

Imaginative responses, all. I do believe more research is warranted (for historical purposes) and some serious attempts to replicate the events. Where do I apply for a grant?



choccywoc -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (4/12/2010 11:04:58 AM)

So called experts (sexperts) have been puzzling over this "chair" for years, it's doubtful if Edward ever used the thing in any case. At least it brings a few possible ideas to mind, i would'nt trying such a device with a couple of like-minded young ladies. 



sweetboundesire -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (4/12/2010 7:47:37 PM)

well all i can say is he has the sexy eyes...i can see him being a sexual deviant[;)]



BKSir -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (4/12/2010 7:56:52 PM)

This piece of furniture is now on my christmas wish list.



ricken -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (4/13/2010 7:41:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: choccywoc

 it's doubtful if Edward ever used the thing in any case.


I was looking at the upholstery, it does look to be in really good shape, I would think if it was well used it would have a few scuff marks and rips...



MasterCord -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (4/14/2010 6:17:37 AM)

You just know that Orange County Choppers will make a bike that looks like this now....

MC



DomMeinCT -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (4/14/2010 6:21:02 AM)

 
I hate when I lose the directions to stuff like this around the house.



MasterCord -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (4/14/2010 6:21:07 AM)

You seem to know way too much about how this all worked....finally...we may well have proof that reincarnation is the reality of things.

MC

quote:

ORIGINAL: emeraldgryphon

I think the chair is bigger than it looks - Bertie lay completely down on it on his back, knees bent with his heels on the stops. in this photo his head would have been to the right and his feet to the left. Both women faced him, in this photo to the right.
The first woman mounted him, riding him as he reclined. The second woman stood, with her legs well apart, straddling his head as it rested on the raised end of the seat, and she held onto the raised grips with her hands. This would have placed his mouth at the perfect angle for oral sex.



splorff -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (6/18/2010 8:21:43 AM)

I got it in milli seconds.

Berty lies upon the upper couch face up. Lady no1 kneels between his knees and blows him while lady no2, suitably dis-robed queens him. Notice how his upturned face would be at a suitable height

The tall handles are not for him to hold, he's too busy clinging to her bum cheeks, they are for the woman who is queening him to help her balance, and support her as she reaches orgasm. Notice also the nice comfortable spot for lady no1 to kneel.The women are facing each other of course. It seems a bit tame to me


I hadn't better direct you to a piccie of the couch in my boudoir you'd get really confused. There's room on there for me and nine nympho's.

[jpg]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/21/article-1259670-08C99B68000005DC-178_468x398.jpg[/jpg]



Ambyant -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (6/19/2010 12:14:51 AM)

This is just the sort of furniture that needs to be recreated in today's mundane commercialist world.  I'll see what can be done to encourage variations of this in mainstream stores - IKEA anyone?
Always the best Diva~Zya



splorff -> RE: The antique chair that gives an eye-popping insight into Edward VII's debauched youth (6/19/2010 2:01:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ambyant

This is just the sort of furniture that needs to be recreated in today's mundane commercialist world. 



I could make one, but I couldn’t be bothered making it that fancy. Mine would look like something from Ikea too.



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