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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 11:58:56 AM   
KITTYLECTRO


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Status: offline 		Dear Anteater,

You're a drunk.


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 12:02:41 PM   
Musicmystery


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Status: offline 		Can you phrase that in the form of a question, please?

Alex Trebek

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 12:03:28 PM   
KITTYLECTRO


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Status: offline 		Dear Anteater,

Why are you such a drunk?

Thank you.


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 12:05:52 PM   
Musicmystery


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Status: offline 		I wonder if there's an Anteaters Anonymous?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 12:11:33 PM   
myotherself


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From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline 		Dear Anteater,

you proclaim yourself as Dom, yet it says on the toilet wall that you are Domiguy's bitch. Can you explain this conundrum?

evilbunny

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 12:17:41 PM   
brainiacsub


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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

Dear Anteater,

you proclaim yourself as Dom, yet it says on the toilet wall that you are Domiguy's bitch. Can you explain this conundrum?

evilbunny

Yes, I read this in the bathroom at the rest stop near Muncie. Please, do tell.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 12:24:30 PM   
intenze


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quote:

ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious




Damn VC aka Very Cute  what did you do with the fifteen gash shots I sent you last week?



I don't think you really want to know.

Yours

VoraciousConsumer





I do want to know, in fact! (nods nods nods)

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 12:27:22 PM   
Musicmystery


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Status: offline 		I bet anteaters have a bitch of a time trying to drink coffee at those AA meetings.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 1:09:33 PM   
kiwisub12


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

Why does your snout look like an uncut cock?
damn....it does, doesn't it?

Gives "fuck-face" a whole new meaning....



Does this mean that what they say about the relationship to an anteaters snout and its cock is true - and if so, how do you manage to beat off all the lady "anteaters"?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 2:06:05 PM   
VaguelyCurious


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quote:

ORIGINAL: intenze

I do want to know, in fact! (nods nods nods)


I'm sorry but I don't think I could violate wanders' privacy like that.

Yours,

VulgarCad


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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 2:10:06 PM   
Musicmystery


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Status: offline 		I would never ask for photos like that.

I'd expect her to show me in person.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 2:25:06 PM   
VaguelyCurious


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

I would never ask for photos like that.

I'd expect her to show me in person.


She's on the other side of the world!

Yours,
VacationallyChallenged

PS I didn't ask-I didn't need to. She threw herself at me.




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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 2:31:12 PM   
Musicmystery


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Status: offline 		They don't have planes where you live?

Hell, I bet they don't even have Anteaters Anonymous. Or long snout coffee.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 2:38:34 PM   
takemeforyourown


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Status: offline 		Dear Anteater,

I can't remember what happened last night. Can you remind me?

Thanks.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 2:52:07 PM   
loverly


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Status: offline 		Mrs Green was my second grade teacher too... in St Paul. i would have remembered an anteater you'd thing..hummmmm .. good disguise?

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 4:01:48 PM   
DomMeinCT


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Dear Anteater,

I read on the internet that some people keep anteaters as pets.

Are you domesticated or wild and free?

Thank you.

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 6:27:00 PM   
Jeffff


Posts: 12600
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Status: offline 		Ok... In order....

Kitty.... Anteaters have among other thing ENORMOUS livers.... we are not drunks

Tim..... Anteaters are proud, we do not believe in anonymity

myos?   What Domi and I have transcends your tiny world view!

BS?... what the fuck are you doing in Munice?... that is wrong on to many levels to list

kiwi... I am an obviously DOMINATE Anteater... I enjoy beating them

Takeme?.... DVD's are available.... I am not sure you would want to watch..... but let me just say.....thanks!


loverly...... yes!

DoMe... opps...DomMe.,,,,, Petr an Anteater at your own risk. we are not responsible for damages. I would recommend a less dangerous pet

< Message edited by Jeffff -- 3/27/2010 6:28:31 PM >

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 7:00:32 PM   
Musicmystery


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quote:

Anteaters are proud, we do not believe in anonymity


OK...but what about an Anteaters Unanonymous? I can even see how the meetings would go....

"Fuck you! I'm an Anteater! My name is Jeffff, and I've got this shit under control!"

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 7:20:00 PM   
Kalista07


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Dear Mr. AntEater,

Why are you so hostile? Where is the harshness coming from? Has Domi not given you enough love?

Kali


< Message edited by Kalista07 -- 3/27/2010 7:21:14 PM >

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RE: Ask An Anteater - 3/27/2010 7:33:26 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Hostile?... I am not hostile!... why are you such a cunt?


love


Jeff

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