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Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 3:41:00 PM   
YourBestMaster


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Status: offline 		New member just signed up yesterday. I have never been a Master before but I will be an excellent one. I am a millionaire (certified) and a master in San Jose Cali looking for a submissive slave that is willing to relocate. I would also love to find someone that likes to travel especially cruises. I provide financial stability and I require lots of pleasure throughout the day every day. 
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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:04:27 PM   
takemeforyourown


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Status: offline 		Did you earn your million(s) or get it from Mom and Dad?

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:11:55 PM   
blueeyedbbwsub


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Status: offline 		OK, not to state the obvious, but welcome to the website. Now to state the obvious, you don't get to call yourself Master because it's a pretty word. From your mouth to Gawd's ear. As was stated by someone else, and sorry, but I don't know off hand who it is, take these words to heart. This is CollarMe, an adult kinky dating and networking website, not TrolleyMe, the Sex and Kink Superstore.

That being said, take the time to know you're a Dom, to prove to yourself, this community and to the world at large that this is indeed who you are, not just cuz you said so. Once you specialize, then you are Master of that domain. Not master of your domain. Big difference.

We all had to begin somewhere, and that was in first recognizing that this was at the core of our being, not a whim. Although the assorted asstards who think "I am therefore I am" would like to think otherwise. Don't be fooled. They're not all that.

Yes, there are some on here who will think "o boyoboyoboy, MONEY, yup, want me some a that". Hey, I'd be first in line. I'm not a millionaire, and even if I was, that certainly wouldn't be any way to introduce myself. Cuz then, I'd get scads of messages saying i want some of that "money, money, money" without coming out and saying just that. No substance, all crap.

I require lots and lots of pleasure every day, I don't always get what I want. But I always get what I need. Mick Jagger, check it out.

Nope, don't everyone flame me out for what is obviously the obvious. This was too easy and he walked right into it.

Now to return back to my regularly scheduled life. No peanut gallery was harmed in posting to this thread.

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:13:56 PM   
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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:14:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: YourBestMaster

New member just signed up yesterday. I have never been a Master before but I will be an excellent one. I am a millionaire (certified) and a master in San Jose Cali looking for a submissive slave that is willing to relocate. I would also love to find someone that likes to travel especially cruises. I provide financial stability and I require lots of pleasure throughout the day every day. 


I'm a thousandaire.

And certified...

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:20:11 PM   
blueeyedbbwsub


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Status: offline 		O Lord Love A Duck, he's all of 27 yrs old. OOOO to be young, dumb and stupid again. Oops, couldn't resist that either. Not all who are young also deserve "dumb and stupid" added to their lack of actual years. This is just case in point. I for one know I was more mature at that age than I could possibly be for the rest of the remaining years I have left on this earth, including now. HEY MR MONEY MAN, I WANT ME SOME OF THAT MONEY". Write the cheque to... oops can't do that either. O well, life happens when you're waiting for the bus to hit you smack in the face.

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:22:16 PM   
blueeyedbbwsub


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Do you have a sister?



Hell, I'd just settle for living in the pool house. Assuming there's a house to accompany the house that's the pool house.

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:25:51 PM   
blueeyedbbwsub


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ORIGINAL: YourBestMaster

New member just signed up yesterday. I have never been a Master before but I will be an excellent one. I am a millionaire (certified) and a master in San Jose Cali looking for a submissive slave that is willing to relocate. I would also love to find someone that likes to travel especially cruises. I provide financial stability and I require lots of pleasure throughout the day every day. 


I'm a thousandaire.

And certified...


I'm a hundredaire LOL But seriously, I GET THE POOL HOUSE, WHEN DO WE ALL MOVE IN???

And i trump your certified with a "I'ma honey roasted pecan, the best of all nuts".

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:30:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: YourBestMaster

New member just signed up yesterday.

Welcome

I have never been a Master before but I will be an excellent one.

How do you know that?  What do you plan to be a "master" of?  Is a person a "master" of anything just by saying "poof...I'm now a master"?

I am a millionaire (certified) and a master (There's that master thing again.  I wonder, if you say it enough will it be true?) in San Jose Cali looking for a submissive slave that is willing to relocate. I would also love to find someone that likes to travel especially cruises.

Sweetie, you're gonna have them crawling out of the woodwork with those words.  You know how bugs are.

I provide financial stability and I require lots of pleasure throughout the day every day. 

Well, I expect my partner to provide his own financial stability and I also require lots of pleasure throughout the day...every day.  I have a feeling, though, your idea of pleasure and mine might be different.
 
Good luck, I think you're gonna need it.



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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:32:01 PM   
frazzle


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Status: offline 		I could live with the millions and travel not a prob, as long as youre paying.

Retired at 27, no thanks, means youd be under foot getting in the way, well unless you're doing all the housework etc.

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:39:15 PM   
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I could live with the millions and travel not a prob, as long as youre paying.

I think we all could.

Retired at 27, no thanks, means youd be under foot getting in the way, well unless you're doing all the housework etc.

Not unless there was also insurance, the house paid off, the mob oopsie there i go again with the oopsie





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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:47:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		WTF is a certification of millionarity?

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 4:56:06 PM   
blueeyedbbwsub


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WTF is a certification of millionarity?



Maybe it's like a version of the certification of insanity? Stating in any post that you're a millionaire would certainly lead some to believe there is also insanity. Not that insanity is a prerequisite of millionairity. Or vice-versa.

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 5:01:48 PM   
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WTF is a certification of millionarity?


Sorry but if you have to ask, then it's clear you'll never be part of the elite Certifiable Millionarity Club. 

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 5:02:13 PM   
winterlight


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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 5:03:53 PM   
winterlight


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Status: offline 		How long have you been doing breast bondage etc.?

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 5:05:46 PM   
SL4V3M4YB3


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WTF is a certification of millionarity?

Don't know but I'm sure there is a mandated Microsoft training course involved.

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 5:11:56 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Wow, looking at those pics of the house and the pool... a million sure doesn't go as far as it used to.

And dude?  Cut the grass and get a concrete or bricked walkway put in.  Pavers on top of gravel is soooo last year.


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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 5:13:42 PM   
blueeyedbbwsub


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ORIGINAL: CarrieO

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

WTF is a certification of millionarity?


Sorry but if you have to ask, then it's clear you'll never be part of the elite Certifiable Millionarity Club. 



OMFG this is the 2nd time today that I've snorted the pepsi. ROFLMFAO

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RE: Millionaire Master - 3/29/2010 5:15:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: frazzle

I could live with the millions and travel not a prob, as long as youre paying.

Retired at 27, no thanks, means youd be under foot getting in the way, well unless you're doing all the housework etc.


Nuh uh he'll be sailing his yaht....uh I presume that yaht in the pic on your profile is supposedly yours OP?


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