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-=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 12:42:53 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Did you ever have a friend taste something and as they are gagging on something foul, they ask you to taste it too? Is that what friends do, ask you to share foul experiences? Could this be the root of the plethora of scat threads? These people just want to be friends and “share”? I never understood that and I will never understand the thread trend here at CM over the past week or two. Keeping in line with that trend, I give you this.

I am reading some outdoor erotic scene. She is blind folded and tied to a tree. He is doing all sorts of woodsy type tortures to her. Then he sees a loose branch. He picks it up with one hand and slaps her face face with the other. . . describing the welts, the waves of goose bumps that follow. Then he slaps her ass and the guy jams the branch up her butt. He graphically describes the the anal penetration and how he knows he is getting deep because of the odor.. and describes the odor. GREAT . . . just what I need, “shit on a stick” for a perfect end to a week full of “crappy” threads about butt nuggets.





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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 12:57:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Major kudos to you and your most insightful and eloquently discriptive post.
I needed that thanks. 

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 1:50:50 AM   
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Thankyou for sharing that *delightful* image with us all.

On a (marginally) less sarcastic note, thankyou for giving me the image of your good self sprawled on your knees waving your hands at the ceiling and shouting ''GAAH!"-that's much more positive and has brought happiness and laughter to my day.


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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 2:14:09 AM   
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ahhhh but you just gotta laugh... you do... or else you might cry or vomit or possibly both...

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 2:19:24 AM   
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Excuse me...BathRoom Break

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 3:21:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ok here's a tip for all wanna be entrepreneurs out there........Imported shit on a stick for all those who are unable for whatever reason to make there own.

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 4:55:32 AM   
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Did you ever have a friend taste something and as they are gagging on something foul, they ask you to taste it too?
Here Resident Sadist...try the meatloaf Holly just made.

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 4:56:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		mr jim, how CRUEL of you!!!!

i think that makes holly accessory to manslaughter now

or guilty of manslaughter as soon as she sees that

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 9:23:06 AM   
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I am glad my insightf and eloquence were not spent in vain. You're welcome.  

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If my my pain brings you pleasure, you may have a sadistic streak eh?


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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 9:33:04 AM   
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mr jim, how CRUEL of you!!!!



Yeah, but RS deserved it after that post of his.


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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 10:41:53 AM   
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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 10:59:05 AM   
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Silly me. I thought this was going to be a discussion of the virtues of corn dogs. My mistake.

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 11:11:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well sappa....sure ain't about corn holing.

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 2:48:58 PM   
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mr jim, how CRUEL of you!!!!



Yeah, but RS deserved it after that post of his.


True . . . I did stretch things a bit to mess with the mods about being overly serious in that 3 year old scat thread. But hey, when a necromancing crap fanatic is the only one being serious, toilet humor is going to abound.

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 2:55:33 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

mr jim, how CRUEL of you!!!!



Yeah, but RS deserved it after that post of his.


True . . . I did stretch things a bit to mess with the mods about being overly serious in that 3 year old scat thread. But hey, when a necromancing crap fanatic is the only one being serious, toilet humor is going to abound.


Unless it gets flushed down the shitter.


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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 3:37:25 PM   
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If my my pain brings you pleasure, you may have a sadistic streak eh?



If there was a smiley of someone holding a sign saying 'well, duh', I would utilise it at this moment.


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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/4/2010 6:25:52 PM   
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Well sappa....sure ain't about corn holing.


You said "corn"

ETA: inside joke (no pun intended)

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RE: -=Shit on a Stick=- - 4/5/2010 10:52:03 AM   
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Well sappa....sure ain't about corn holing.


You said "corn"

ETA: inside joke (no pun intended)


Probably in more ways than one. ;)

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