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popeye1250 -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 11:27:09 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k

I thought this explains it pretty well.




Moonhead -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 11:30:15 AM)

What's a zombie? I can refer you to a gentleman who knew the score...
Fela Kuti sings "Zombie" on Youtube...





takemeforyourown -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 11:32:47 AM)

Hello. My name is Christine and I am a zombie.




RCdc -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 11:34:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: brainiacsub

THIS is what everyone has been talking about? What? Do they use it for lube or something? Damn Wikipedia....


Uhuh.
And 'for hands that do dishes that feel as soft as your face', the smart moneys on Fairy...

the.dark.




domiguy -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 12:37:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RCdc

quote:

ORIGINAL: brainiacsub

THIS is what everyone has been talking about? What? Do they use it for lube or something? Damn Wikipedia....


Uhuh.
And 'for hands that do dishes that feel as soft as your face', the smart moneys on Fairy...

the.dark.


What in the fuck is Fairy? What exactly is Fairy supposed to do, just wave it's arm around and whine until the grime falls off of your plates?

And you wonder why you fuckers lost control of the World?

Here in America we don't send in a Fairy when it comes to getting our plates and stemware spotless. We only use dishwashing liquids that strike fear into the heart of the grease and the grime that clings to our dishes.

We use products that go by the likes of Palmolive, Joy and Dawn.

What exactly is a fucking Palmolive? I think it would top off a martini rather splendidly.

When you have got a tough job to do who you gonna call? Fairy? Fuck no.

After the Exxon Valdez oil spill in 1989, the International Bird Rescue Research Center received hundreds of cases of Dawn dishwashing liquid that were used to clean up birds and other animals contaminated with spilled oil.

If Dawn is good enough to clean oil off a penguin I would have to believe that it can surely tackle the shit that rc tries to pass off as food that is stuck to your plate and intestines.

Just because we Americans take pride and lead the world in the potency of our dishwashing liquids does not mean that we just sit and gloat over our success.

Introducing...Drum roll...

[image]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/a7/be/Dawn_Oxi-resized200.jpg[/image]

Dawn PLUS OXI gives your dishes the deep down clean you’re looking for. It features active oxides that release thousands of micro-bubbles as you wash, penetrating deep into the surface of each dish to lift and dissolve grease and residue.


Get the fuck out of here with your Fairy shit. There is a new sheriff in town and she goes by Dawn.....Now with oxi for the brightest clean ever!!!






RCdc -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 12:51:19 PM)

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Get the fuck out of here with your Fairy shit. There is a new sheriff in town and she goes by Dawn.....Now with oxi for the brightest clean ever!!!


Nah Domi, I don't believe it's fairy shit in the bottle.
Besides MrMuscle(middle name 'Love') already has Dawn sucking his 15'' dick (just outta site of this clipping) - why do you think he has that smile on his face?
The mans a human tripod.

[image]http://jolucy.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ghome_08a.jpg[/image]

the.dark.




brainiacsub -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 12:54:31 PM)

I am begging the Mods to please let this hijacked thread continue, because I can't wait to see who wins this one.

The suspense is killing me!




KITTYLECTRO -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 1:38:33 PM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEEfgejLzCE




Moonhead -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 1:40:34 PM)

That's a good one. No Fela Kuti, but I always liked a bit of ASF...




DarlingSavage -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 1:46:01 PM)

Bush was actually comparable to Hitler and Mussolini, though. Obama, not really.
Other than that, I'm pretty sure zombies walk among the undead and, uh, don't really exist.

kittylectro, you always pick out the best music!


(Edited to remove quoted pictures.  Please trim, people!)




domiguy -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 1:50:58 PM)

I think if you really lean into the photo you can just make out the very tippy top of Dawn's head.

Poor Dawn I never exactly understood what she saw in Mr Muscle. (middle name "LOVE") I tell you though, you don't want to be the guy trying to figure out the dynamics of all the couples that surround you. It just might drive a guy totally batty.

I always thought that Mr Muscle was using Dawn to do the jobs that he was incapable of doing himself. Some Dom. While Mr Muscle might be sporting 15", I know that he has always been a little self conscious about his lack of performance in the sink. He is not exactly packing oxy,if you know what I mean.

All we can do at this point is wish these two star struck kids the best of all possible outcomes. Let's face facts an LDR is tough enough without being competitors in the sink. Both of these CM'ers are slaves in that Mr Muscle is owned by SC Johnson & Son while Dawn is controlled by Procter & Gamble.

I don't see this working out. Who knows stranger things have happened.




rulemylife -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 1:51:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: belladevine

I have decided to start a new post under the advisement of the moderators. This thread is not a continuation of the last zombie thread but I feel that I need some clarification on EXACTLY what a zombie is.

I think that a zombie is a person that goes through life without reguard for the welfare of others.

I think zombies are parasites.

I think zombies will feed on the brains and bodies of anybody that gets in their way.

I think zombies wear many disguises to conceal themself from their victim.

I think zombies are mindless drones.

I think the people that tortured Jesus and killed him were zombies.

I think zombies do not respect the HUMAN RIGHTS of any body.

I think zombies do not have brains of their own and that is why they feel the need to eat people brains.

If you are not a zombie, please feel free to give your opinion of what a zombie really is.

I think that this thread belongs in the politics and religion forum because the zombies are infiltrating our government and
are planning to devour the entire country.




I think this is the dumbest thread I have ever seen on this forum, and that says a lot because there have been a lot of stupid things posted here.




brainiacsub -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 1:54:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rulemylife

[...]

I think this is the dumbest thread I have ever seen on this forum, and that says a lot because there have been a lot of stupid things posted here.


That's the point...now make your contribution and say something moronic or get the hell out of this thread.




RCdc -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 2:27:54 PM)

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I don't see this working out. Who knows stranger things have happened.


I can't help but feel the same.  Ah well, no worries.  There will be a thread about it moaning how she was topping from the bottom or what a mean nasty dom he was on any number of forums in the near future.
Welcome to soap - CM style.

the.dark.




Moonhead -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 2:39:18 PM)

I'm a bit annoyed at the lack of love Fela Kuti's getting here. That's possibly the best political song anybody's ever written. (Certainly way better than anything by Minnesota mudthroat.) It pissed off the Nigerian government so much that they attacked his farm and killed his mum...




belladevine -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 4:10:22 PM)

I am very pleased with the resposes I have recieved from this post.

I realize that there have been pictures and videos that were not asked for but I have enjoyed them.

Sometimes a picture or a video is worth more than a thousand words but once again I did not ask for a visual aids.

I think that if people have visual aides then they have probably been looking for love in all the wrong places.

Even though this thread has been hijacked by visual posters I think it is much better than people that hijack planes and blow up buildings.

I welcome all to this post that would like to discuss their zombie issues without fear of condemnation or censorship.

As for my dish soap preferences....I prefer joy.




Elisabella -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 4:17:49 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Bush was actually comparable to Hitler and Mussolini, though. Obama, not really.


I know! I was astonished when Bush overthrew the government that lawfully elected him, started slaughtering millions of US citiens who disagreed with him, tried to conquer the entire continent, and preached that he was a member of a master race, but nothing was more shocking than the way his term in office was ended by a bullet to the head.

The fuck. Seriously.




tazzygirl -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 4:20:25 PM)

rofl...

sounds like you are describing Lincoln as well.




Elisabella -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 4:22:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

rofl...

sounds like you are describing Lincoln as well.


Hahahahaha




Vendaval -> RE: What is a zombie? (4/6/2010 5:05:46 PM)

Fast Reply-

From Shaun of the Dead, 2004. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365748/quotes

[describing the zombies]
Dianne: Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.




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