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massochists - 4/10/2010 12:13:43 AM   
ZeIda


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Status: offline 		Any massochists here who orgasmed from childbirth?
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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 4:02:50 AM   
lally2


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Status: offline 		either youve never given birth or youre a bloke with a strange fetish.

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So all I have to do in order to serve him, is to work out exactly how improbable he is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give him a fresh cup of really hot tea ... and turn him on!

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 4:06:13 AM   
Aileen1968


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Status: offline 		Having an orgasm at that moment was the last fucking thing on my mind...

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 5:00:03 AM   
divi


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Status: offline 		Seriously lol... geez

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 5:18:30 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		OP, Forgive the uniformed responses so far but orgasms from childbirth have nothing to do with masochism. Hence, the wording in your OP makes you look like a snert. If I were you, I would have first posted some medical links about the phenomena of orgasmic childbirth and then asked if masochists also had this reaction.

Most people don't study pain like I do and aren't even aware of this... and some people on this forum open their mouth before they open their eyes.

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RE: masochists - 4/10/2010 5:41:32 AM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Besides being a sadist and not a masochist, I don't have the hips for childbirth.




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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 5:56:33 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: ZeIda

Any massochists here who orgasmed from childbirth?
you must be kidding.


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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 6:45:23 AM   
Wolf2Bear


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RE: masochists - 4/10/2010 6:48:01 AM   
Aylee


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ORIGINAL: ZeIda

Any masochists here who orgasmed from childbirth?


Naw, I had a shot so I was completely numb.

And I fixed your spelling! 

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 7:27:26 AM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Alas I will never know the joys of bearing children.

Bear,
It's sorta' like the joys of being constipated only 10 times worse. Sorta' like trying to shit out a watermelon.
(I used to be admin at OBGYN clinic)

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 7:29:20 AM   
Kalista07


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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Alas I will never know the joys of bearing children. 


me neither Bear.....me neither......

Kali
The barren one.


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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 7:33:14 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Women who do orgasm during labor don't do so because of masochism, but because of hyperarousal. Which is a poorly understood condition with no treatment as of yet. They also orgasm from sneezing and various other things.

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 8:11:09 AM   
Wolf2Bear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Alas I will never know the joys of bearing children.

Bear,
It's sorta' like the joys of being constipated only 10 times worse. Sorta' like trying to shit out a watermelon.
(I used to be admin at OBGYN clinic)


Of all the times this bear's been bred, I am just thankful I don't have the proper equipment to give birth!


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Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 8:23:14 AM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Alas I will never know the joys of bearing children.

Bear,
It's sorta' like the joys of being constipated only 10 times worse. Sorta' like trying to shit out a watermelon.
(I used to be admin at OBGYN clinic)


Of all the times this bear's been bred, I am just thankful I don't have the proper equipment to give birth!

You're not a virgin? Damn... I guess that means I have a man crush on a harlot.

My love and respect for you is unconditional, even if you are aren't virginal and can't bare baby bears.

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I give good thread.

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 8:26:59 AM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

My love and respect for you is unconditional, even if you are aren't virginal and can't bare baby bears.


I should damn well HOPE not.  His right to bear baby bears is constitutionally guaranteed.


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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 8:38:29 AM   
Wolf2Bear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Alas I will never know the joys of bearing children.

Bear,
It's sorta' like the joys of being constipated only 10 times worse. Sorta' like trying to shit out a watermelon.
(I used to be admin at OBGYN clinic)


Of all the times this bear's been bred, I am just thankful I don't have the proper equipment to give birth!

You're not a virgin? Damn... I guess that means I have a man crush on a harlot.

My love and respect for you is unconditional, even if you are aren't virginal and can't bare baby bears.


*grinz* Now RS...you didn't think I got this nick of manwhore for being pure and innocent? On that note...anyone needs their salad tossed or pipes cleaned out?


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~Resident Sadist Approved~

Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I'm the master of both
Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul
I'm gonna work it 'til your totally blown

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 8:40:13 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Well, and it's so nice to meet you, too.

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RE: massochists - 4/10/2010 8:47:20 AM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Fast reply on topic:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=6120045&page=1

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=6120045&page=1

Now back to the whorefest that is PRS...

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