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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 1:20:18 PM

pillarboxred

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt
Goodness, how dare you offend me by saying that I look younger than my age! How rude!
Do it again, loudly and as often as possible, kk?

O okay. Good. UR RLY, RLY, RLY HOT, H'OKAYYY? : D

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I had a bad experience with leg humping...she didn't shave for 2 days....:(

It's like rug burn, but with a Brillo pad... Yikes.

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Welcome to the boards! Gotta agree with others on your profile. Kick ass, enjoyable as hell read.

TYVM <3

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth
I agree your profile rocks, kinda too bad that you have an age limit on the frenz thing though

Anyway welcome to the boards!

You have a polar bear as an avatar and fitting username. Is okay. :3

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PS to DarkSteven: Have I ever told you that I felt Wyld's bewbies???

Were they like dream pillows?

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Ha! She lives near me. Of course she does.

Hillbilly 4 Lyfe. \m/

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Didn't care for your profile at all. It seems you listed your age incorrectly and there is not one mention of ass play. You tolerate SCA, love amusement parks, like fishing but not one fucking word about ass play or fisting?...I smell faker.

Don't be a Stinkmeiner. : p I don't have anything sexual in my interests.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 4:23:21 PM

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I like her. Can we keep her? Please?

What MsGlamorousBottom said.

PostBoxColourLady: Don't worry about Jeffffff wanting to bang you. Worry about him wanting to bang your mum. Which he will, if you keep being this cute :D

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 5:49:09 PM

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PostBoxColourLady: Don't worry about Jeffffff wanting to bang you. Worry about him wanting to bang your mum. Which he will, if you keep being this cute :D

*ponders having an anteater as a stepfather*

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 5:51:42 PM

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Could you cope with your mum's name being Mrs Floofy?

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 6:01:59 PM

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VC?.... see if you can get her to send me pics of her mom!

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 6:13:40 PM

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PostBoxColourLady: Don't worry about Jeffffff wanting to bang you. Worry about him wanting to bang your mum. Which he will, if you keep being this cute :D

*ponders having an anteater as a stepfather*

Look at the bright side. You'll never have to worry about ant infestations.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 6:17:31 PM

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VC?.... see if you can get her to send me pics of her mom!

Nu-uh. I'm resigned to you cheating on my mum with her mum-that doesn't mean I'm going to assist you...

:P

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 6:28:09 PM

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But limey-nipples....her mom won't MEAN anything.

Your mom is special!

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 6:32:08 PM

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But limey-nipples....her mom won't MEAN anything.

Your mom is special!

You know that PostBoxLady can hear you, right? You think she'd want you talking about her mum like that?

Quit digging before you end up in China and get forced into being a Geisha girl, Mr Floofy.

The white make-up would make your snout look washed-out and tired.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 6:37:14 PM

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HAHAHAHAHA... you are so cute!

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 7:04:51 PM

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I see that the peanut gallery has discovered this thread.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 7:26:12 PM

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Welcome to boards! The others were right, your profile and journal are pretty damn cool. Enjoy yourself and don't forget to swat the trolls every now and then or they feel neglected.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/18/2010 7:30:12 PM

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You think she'd want you talking about her mum like that?

... Does it count if I've been reading and giggling the whole time?

To be fair, I'm about certain that she's trying to get me to bed an ex, so you go on with your bad self! : D

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/19/2010 4:20:04 AM

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Welcome pillarboxred, watch out for the ones with teeth, or you can always have a good gumming!

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/19/2010 3:45:30 PM

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Welcome pillarboxred, watch out for the ones with teeth, or you can always have a good gumming!

Just as long as Polydent doesn't plug up the pipes.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/19/2010 9:49:55 PM

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Welcome! I agree with Cali.. you're a keeper ;)

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/19/2010 10:45:41 PM

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Y'all are so freaking nice.

I'm sure I'll be recanting that later, but whatevs. ;) Hugs and smooches now, abjuring later.

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/19/2010 10:51:45 PM

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LOL! I was just about to say, you have my vote for keeping her Cali, but we'd have to get GT's approval first. Well, she already gave it, as I was reading the thread and profile, so, yep! A keeper indeed. You have to feed her and take her on walks though. And if she makes a mess in the living room, I'm sure as hell not cleaning it up. Thankfully though, she seems housetrained. ;)

Welcome to CM, by the way Pillarboxred. :) *HUG*

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/19/2010 11:07:41 PM

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Freaking sweet, I get walkies! : D

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RE: Out of the kiddie pool and into the- OMG SHARKS! - 4/19/2010 11:11:17 PM

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You are now free to walkies all over the forums, PBR! Just know that if you have an accident, Cali will have to clean it up... and she will not be pleased....