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Couple jokes from home - 4/21/2010 12:15:51 PM

WolfeTone

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A man is out taking a stroll through Belfast one night, and he hears a rustling in some bushes behind him. he then hears "Hey! Are you a catholic, or a Protestant"? The other man, quick on his feet, says "Neither one, I'm a Jew". As soon as he says this, an enormous man comes from out of the bushes with a club and says "well that's great! I'm a Palestinian"

A woman comes bursting into the doctors, dragging behind her a screaming teenage boy. The woman screams "Merciful Lord, Doctor, can a 15 year old boy remove his own appendix?" The doctor, visibly shaken, says "Of course not woman, what a question!". The woman cries out "Oh thank you doctor", she then turns to her son and says "You heard the good man, put it back in".