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Being a Bear - 9/14/2004 7:47:11 PM

theroebabe

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To be a bear.....

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could certainly deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup...gonna be a bear.

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People always ask me why I do these things . . .
It's because I can!

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RE: Being a Bear - 9/17/2004 2:59:59 PM

dixiedumpling

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I love this joke, although sometimes my spouse says I already have the personality part down.

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RE: Being a Bear - 9/17/2004 3:11:01 PM

theroebabe

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i hink we all have it at times! but i love it too!

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People always ask me why I do these things . . .
It's because I can!

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