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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/15/2011 9:21:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		Rapier, I'm sure all the subs will just come a-flockin to you with such an intro.  It's what we all want.  An insta-Dom.  But shhh it's in the "twue subbie manual 101", can't let it get out.

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/15/2011 9:28:56 AM   
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Rapier, I'm sure all the subs will just come a-flockin to you with such an intro.  It's what we all want.  An insta-Dom.  But shhh it's in the "twue subbie manual 101", can't let it get out.

<taps side of nose with finger>

With you. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind badger ...

I’m so tempted to give it a go one day, just to see if it works. Must do, by the statistical law of average whassnames, surely? If you send enough memos like that surely one or more must be accepted?

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 6:27:57 AM   
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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 8:38:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

May be an old intro, but this is gonna be fun.  And wow, insta-dom, is that like a chia pet, they grow in days? 

I was going to say "no, coz chia's funny", then I realised - this is every bit as funny (although this is funny once, whereas chia's consistently funny).

I'm clearly missing a trick - I'll copy & paste his intro to every sub/slave I like the look of and see what happens!

;)


damn, you beat me to it.. I adores me some Chia(pet)!!

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 8:56:09 AM   
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damn, you beat me to it.. I adores me some Chia(pet)!!

Oh hell yeah ... there are maybe 4 or 5 posters on CM that are in my "must read" category, such that, if I'm late to a thread (as I so often am), I’ll skim everyone else’s posts but will read theirs line by line, without fail; in some cases it’s because they're usually either witty, knowledgeable or both, and in 2 cases it’s just because I find at least 90% of their posts drop-dead funny.

Chia’s in that latter grouping :)

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:02:05 AM   
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*cries*

(seriously, I understand.. half the time I dont even want to see what I have posted when I am exhausted)

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:05:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*sighs* notices I am not in that latter group

*cries*

(seriously, I understand.. half the time I dont even want to see what I have posted when I am exhausted)

lol :) You're sometimes amusing, and always readable, but chia and one other seem to make me laugh my arse off almost every post ... although I'm ashamed in the case of the second one coz he's so repetitive and dual-themed that I can often tell what he's going to post before he does, but I still find it funny :)

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:07:44 AM   
GreedyTop


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I hope you are having a great weekend!

I am off to nap again (gonna be late for work.. but fuck them.. quit switchign my schedule on less than 12 hr notice!)

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:08:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

I'm clearly missing a trick - I'll copy & paste his intro to every sub/slave I like the look of and see what happens


I thought you meant this list Greedy.
I'm still waiting. Hrmph!

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:09:38 AM   
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I hope you are having a great weekend!

My weekend's grating on me a bit, which is almost the same thing ;)

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:10:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: poise
I'm still waiting. Hrmph!


*chortle*

I should put something together along the lines of "all your slave are belong to me" ;)

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:31:41 AM   
poise


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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:33:08 AM   
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In a "shoulda coulda woulda" kind of way?

More in a "I don't honestly think that's going to work" type way :)

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:34:17 AM   
poise


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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:38:42 AM   
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You're such a tease!

I've been called worse :)

Besides, I haven't even compiled a shortlist yet ... there's all these gorgeous blonde, pale-skinned African-Americans who are marooned in Nigeria, and all I need to do is send them the air-fare. I might not even need my mailshot ;)

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:44:57 AM   
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sub jackie,
did you recieve my message from last night (Wednes. Jan. 12) with my acceptance of you MY sub and my rules for your submission.  If sub, you did not, message me through this forum where you introduced yourself.
I am your Lord and Master. I own you sub jackie for the rest of your time on this palnet. sub jackie, you CUM only for ME and come only to ME, yes








OMG, that was funny. Thanks


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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:45:34 AM   
poise


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Status: offline 		So...what you're saying is...all I have to do is dye my hair blonde
and move to Nigeria? Ugh...Im too afraid to fly!

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:46:02 AM   
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Do you think Don realises that this intro was from April 2010?


Not sure. I know I didn't.


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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 9:48:55 AM   
RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: poise

So...what you're saying is...all I have to do is dye my hair blonde
and move to Nigeria? Ugh...Im too afraid to fly!

scratches herself off the list I only thought I was on

lol :)

You could always get a boat?

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RE: jackieukwife new here - 1/16/2011 5:37:31 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		S'ok Rapier, I'd get on the boat with Sweetpea, but I've gone from blonde to redhead, does that still count?  I'm sure I can even make my hairstyle look like that of a chia pet just for you.  Cuz I'm spechul that way.

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