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CynthiaWVirginia -> I'm warped an thought this was funny (5/7/2010 11:02:32 AM)
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A friend sent this to my email, and it made me laugh. I put this in Humor and not in Politics, so please, no flames. If reading jokes about Obama's health care plan would offend you, then...don't read it. [;)]
I'm still laughing over the popsicle stick and duct tape.
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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is: "Embalming"
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape......(watch the splinters girls)
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