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New New New - 5/11/2010 1:03:00 PM   
realcoolhand


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Status: offline 		Hey everyone who cares; as the profile explains, I am the male half of a couple interested in eventually finding a full-time, live-in submissive. That's the long term goal; in the short term, I'm just trying to enjoy myself on here in the company of like-minded folks. Unfortunately, I have an absurdist streak in me and most of the other users seem quite serious, which has led to some crossed wires. Hopefully not everyone's stick has stuck in the mud, and my fiancee and I will meet a few nice folks yet.
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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:04:43 PM   
domiguy


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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:07:40 PM   
realcoolhand


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Status: offline 		You know who else likes asians?

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:09:27 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		Welcome to the boards, RCH.  Just being curious, and not at all contentious, if this is your first post how have you had problems with crossed wires?

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:10:33 PM   
realcoolhand


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Status: offline 		I didn't even know about the message boards until a few minutes ago, but it seems like half the messages I sent to people got really, really, unnecessarily snippy responses.

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:14:30 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		ahh!  Thank you for indulging my insatiable curiosity! 

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:15:45 PM   
thishereboi


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ORIGINAL: realcoolhand

I didn't even know about the message boards until a few minutes ago, but it seems like half the messages I sent to people got really, really, unnecessarily snippy responses.


Use the search feature. There are a lot of threads about that laying around along with good answers. You can have a lot of fun if you don't take things too seriously and listen alot. I learn something new here all the time. Welcome.




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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:15:53 PM   
realcoolhand


Posts: 261
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Status: offline 		Always and forever; what's the internet good for if not indulging our insatiable curiosity? And porn?

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:19:48 PM   
realcoolhand


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Status: offline 		By way of example (because I know you're all dying for an example), one user mentioned in her profile that she wouldn't respond to anyone without a clear, in-focus picture in their profile. I shot off a quick note explaining that while my profile picture is clear, and in-focus, the real problem is all you can see is my ugly mug. Apparently, that was a big mistake. Torched and blocked.

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:25:44 PM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		You wanna be careful about internet porn. It can rot the brain and lead you to think you're the messiah...and that mandals are a good idea

Welcome!

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:26:39 PM   
realcoolhand


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Status: offline 		Mandals? You mean sandals worn by men? I'm in no danger of succumbing to THAT heresy.

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:33:08 PM   
pegbundy


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ORIGINAL: realcoolhand

By way of example (because I know you're all dying for an example), one user mentioned in her profile that she wouldn't respond to anyone without a clear, in-focus picture in their profile. I shot off a quick note explaining that while my profile picture is clear, and in-focus, the real problem is all you can see is my ugly mug. Apparently, that was a big mistake. Torched and blocked.



Well, call me stickless then because I'd have chuckled at such a message and then replied with some attempt at wittiness.

Welcome to the forums. I suspect you'll have fun around here.


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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:34:52 PM   
realcoolhand


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Status: offline 		Well thank you Peg Bundy; I'm already having a lovely time.

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:45:44 PM   
myotherself


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ORIGINAL: realcoolhand

Mandals? You mean sandals worn by men? I'm in no danger of succumbing to THAT heresy.



Apparently it's the 'in' thing for the weal and twue Dommies



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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:47:45 PM   
subtee


Posts: 5133
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Status: offline 		Noooooooooooooo! Bad bunny!

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:48:15 PM   
domiguy


Posts: 12952
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Status: offline 		You can't get bent out of shape looking for your playmate...If you take the time to peruse other couples profiles you will find that you are all fighting over a very finite tub O' gash.

So you got to take it with a grain of salt. These women receive a shitload of responses a day (if they are women) so it isn't like they have a shortage of opportunity.

You have to separate yourself from the crowd and really make your profile sizzle....Maybe mention that your fiancée is Lucy Liu...



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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:51:18 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		She looks hot.... but asian girls are too unimaginative for Me.

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 1:58:27 PM   
myotherself


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ORIGINAL: subtee

Noooooooooooooo! Bad bunny!


What?? What'd I say????!!!


*practises looking innocent*

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 2:01:05 PM   
realcoolhand


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Status: offline 		Come now . . . lets avoid generalizations about asians, men, or any other group of folks not responsible for their status as a member of said group.

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RE: New New New - 5/11/2010 2:03:50 PM   
domiguy


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ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: realcoolhand

Mandals? You mean sandals worn by men? I'm in no danger of succumbing to THAT heresy.



Apparently it's the 'in' thing for the weal and twue Dommies




In 2010 you will measure a real Dom by the length of his toes.

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