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OrpheusAgonistes -> RE: Willing to buy black jesus paintings showing kink at its best (5/12/2010 5:34:44 PM)
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My family as it happens once was in possession of such a painting. It was commissioned by my eccentric great uncle, the archduke, and it shows Black Jesus and Gay Mohammed giving each other "respeck knuckles." Jesus's abs are formidable and Mohamed is wearing a jaunty felt fedora. It is very valuable and was painted by famous artist Odd Nerdrum.
Alas! My family has been dispossessed of their throne in blue-nosed Zembla. It could be arranged for such painting to be transported from our former castle to me and then from me to you but the cost of such an endeavor would not be unsubstantial. Please contact me about arranging for a transfer of funds.
I assure you I am discreet and discrete.
Yours,
Orpheus Agonistes, Pretender Apparent to the Zemblan Throne
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