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Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 9:17:59 AM

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Hi ,
I am a Mistress to my slave boy who enjoys drinking my Urine and eat my shit once a week for the last 2 years . He has not mentioned its side effect so far , i wondered if for health reason i should give it to another person who craves for it.

I would like to hear from toilet slaves who are turned on by woman crap.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 9:36:30 AM

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huh?

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 9:37:22 AM

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well, I tried it once--a few years ago, with no adverse effects. It was quite an exciting experience. Happened in MD, where i had met a very sexy young African-American woman. We were drinking a bit more than normal and I guess my inhibitions were lessened. We had been fucking and sucking for what seemed like hours and i was very 'hot'. Without thinking about it in advance, i just asked if she had ever done it. She said no but I could tell she was intrigued and wanted it (i HAD experienced having a woman pee in my mouth a few times, but never went this far). She asked how i would like to do it and i described simply being on my back on the carpet -with a towel under my head, with her squatting above my open mouth. That's just how it happened and i found myself accepting her 'turd' in my mouth. i was surprised that there was no offensive odor or taste. i did hold it as she turned around and assisted me my hand to cum. i did not chew or swallow. then went to bathroom, spit it out, washed my mouth and face, brushed my teeth, and swished with some whiskey. (as a possible antiseptic). She seemed remarkably impressed. Said " man, I'm NEVER going to forget YOU'!. Unfortunately, we don' live close and i haven't had such an experience since, but am open to it with the right woman (or DOMME). i do still remember the experience with excitement and pleasure.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 9:39:02 AM

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That was a heartwarming story..... really.

I can't wait for the movie!

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 4:57:29 PM

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hi there,

not sure if you have come accorss me before but i am new to the scene on this website. I have been for some time now been a part of the chocolate fountain palette, and i have recieved training from an indiginous tribe in the congo. i have a few recipie books if you would like me to send you one?

ive found that microwaving excrement after freezing loses its creamy texture after 48hours. i would recommend adding cos cos for an after night treat.

for storage purposes i hold 12 large vats in my basement, which are glass, but do be careful not to place in direct sunlight as this will tame the flavour. my landlord has questioned the aroma during peek season, however i have strategically been able a) blame my livestock and b) use de-oderiser to mask the majority of it.

i would recommend getting hold of some water buscuits, although slightly frial, they offer a better after taste than that of flower tortias.

Yours
Subjim

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:14:05 PM

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I just think this is going to be the all fantasy topic of the day.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:15:02 PM

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Wait a minute.

This is something that you've already been engaging in for two years and now you're coming here because you're wondering if for 'health reasons' maybe you should share this kink with someone else? Who the hell engages in any kink for two years without knowing if there are potential risks?

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Hi ,
I am a Mistress to my slave boy who enjoys drinking my Urine and eat my shit once a week for the last 2 years . He has not mentioned its side effect so far , i wondered if for health reason i should give it to another person who craves for it.

I would like to hear from toilet slaves who are turned on by woman crap.

Mrs/Mr.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:16:34 PM

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So subjim, is it a sweet or savory treat? I need to know, so i know what kind of wine to serve, if ever shit is on the menu.

A thoughtful hostess is prepared for every eventuality.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:22:46 PM

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So subjim, is it a sweet or savory treat? I need to know, so i know what kind of wine to serve, if ever shit is on the menu.

A thoughtful hostess is prepared for every eventuality.

A Merlot, preferably from Napa Valley.

But that would all depend on the substance of the shit, as you said.

But a good Merlot generally goes well with everything.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:26:34 PM

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Well thank you rulemylife.

I shan't ask how you know such things, because besides being a thoughtful hostess, i would never embarass you by asking how you came to know the flavour of poop.
I guess its more of a red wine sort of thing, rather than a delicate white. *thoughtful hmm*

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:33:14 PM

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Well thank you rulemylife.

I shan't ask how you know such things, because besides being a thoughtful hostess, i would never embarass you by asking how you came to know the flavour of poop.
I guess its more of a red wine sort of thing, rather than a delicate white. *thoughtful hmm*

Well now that would again go back to the whole flavor thing.

Sometimes a delicate Pinot noir might be better for enhancing the flavor of the entr'ee.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:34:45 PM

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From what I 'understand' piss is quite safe; except in cases where the feeder may be on some types of medications. Over the years I have heard that many nations have said to their military officers in worst case scenarios if you do not have water rely on your piss, or the piss of your comrades for liquid.

Scat however is another issue. If eaten it ought to be at or below body temperature; anything about body temperature may cause chemical reactions and poisons to occur that are not good. In addition there are enzymes (?) with in scat that the human body become tremendously/dangerously addicted to.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:39:22 PM

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Scat however is another issue. If eaten it ought to be at or below body temperature....

So a poopsicle should be safe then.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:41:17 PM

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I have to agree with you on this one. If the said treat is served on water biscuits then maybe something less robust would be appropriate. One wouldn't want to overwhelm the delicate flavours and aromatic scent, would one?

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 5:50:14 PM

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I have to agree with you on this one. If the said treat is served on water biscuits then maybe something less robust would be appropriate. One wouldn't want to overwhelm the delicate flavours and aromatic scent, would one?

I'm not sure what a water biscuit is.

Myself, I prefer it on a sub covered in tomato sauce with onions and green peppers.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 6:01:46 PM

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A water biscuit is a bland cracker, suitable for topping with cheese, vegemit, bananas, pate and (apparently) poop.

And wouldn't the sub scream when you bit into him/her?

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/20/2010 6:11:44 PM

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~Fast Reply~
All i can say is, according to my nursing education, healthy urine, that is if there's no urinary tract infection, is supposed to be sterile until it leaves the body. After that, all bets are off. As far as shit is concerned, ingesting that can lead to e.coli infection, which can be fatal. Note i didn't say it always is, but it can be. Who really wants to deal with that?

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/21/2010 2:02:24 AM

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To the op,

If you have been doing it for two years then why come to a site like this? You must know that if you typed 'scat sites' into google, you would come up with a load of fan clubs.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 5/22/2010 2:58:00 AM

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I've just started my toilet training, and I HATE it. But I suppose thats the point of why She does it? I'm not too worried about e.coli.

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RE: Shit and Urine - 6/15/2010 12:16:15 AM

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I use my human toilet every week for the last 7 years.
This toilet started off by worshiping my bottom and progressed further getting his tongue right deep in my ass hole , he liked it so much that bottom worship was a thing of the past.
each time he pressed it into my hole i felt to go toilet and this was how it all started , he capped his lips around the anus and sucked out the contents in my abdomen till i felt i should push the whole load out of.
I must admit that it felt good to shit in his mouth and relief for me. I felt his tongue searching for more while cleaning the anus.
There was no mess afterwards all was consumed and has repeatedly done so for 7 years.
As a mistress i would hate to loose him as my human toilet , they are rare to come by , he is happy with chewing and swallowing it , his satisfaction is the degradation under a shit bottom whilst getting a massive erection leading to explosion.
Goddess dionne.

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