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TeeGO -> RE: Table full of pies (4/13/2006 10:00:12 AM)
Looks down at Fergus and says "I was going to ask if you wouldn't mind playing a little ditty with your guitar, but I see your tied up at the moment."

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/13/2006 11:35:50 AM)
runs to the pie table Here TeeGO....................................................... CATCH. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It is Strawberry! runs away again, without checking if it was caught Best, LaMalinche

MsPoetress -> RE: Table full of pies (4/13/2006 6:15:20 PM)
it doesn't get caught.... I am now wearing it.... Oh WyrdRich! Step away from the shrimp and come lick it off me! It could be quite a delicious time.... ~poe

WyrdRich -> RE: Table full of pies (4/13/2006 6:33:31 PM)
WOO-HOO!!! WyrdRich is finally gonna get some cyber!!!

MsPoetress -> RE: Table full of pies (4/13/2006 7:35:59 PM)
" quote: WyrdRich is finally gonna get some cyber!!! Your safe word in Cyberland can be "Ctrl+Alt+Delete ~poe

Evanesce -> RE: Table full of pies (4/13/2006 8:21:30 PM)
quote: Evanesce. . . Handy............. Randy............... Whatever, they both work, or you could combine them. Maybe your handy with being randy. . . or randy with your handy? LOL! Ummm... LOL! I'm laughing so much I can't even come up with a good response to this. Give me a minute... Oh hell... Where's the blueberry shrimp? I wanna see how far I can fling one offa this chopstick. Oops... sorry Rich!

fergus -> RE: Table full of pies (4/13/2006 9:48:37 PM)
I don't think anyone has actually tied me yet ;) (much's the pity) .... must be becasue they're skeered ;) fergus

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/13/2006 11:04:32 PM)
ponders. . . I got this 100 feet of rope and one banana suit left Sets down stocks, while making sure fastlane is still occupied cleaning flan off himself sticky stuff ya know Flying tackle on fergus....................................... While he is still catching his breath, I tie his hands together and drag him through the mousse covered twister mat, and deposit him in front of the ladies working on their licorace floggers. thump All yours ladies. . . and I will leave you the extra rope.........................and the banana suit....................... Runs away again........................ Snagging a shrimp on the way Lalala. . .lala. . . . Best, LaMalinche

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/13/2006 11:08:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsPoetress it doesn't get caught.... I am now wearing it.... Oh WyrdRich! Step away from the shrimp and come lick it off me! It could be quite a delicious time.... ~poe Ooopsie. . . Guess we know now why the never let me pitch . . . I have a spoon if'n you need some help . . . [:D] Best, LaMalinche

SimplyV -> RE: Table full of pies (4/14/2006 12:15:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fergus I don't think anyone has actually tied me yet ;) (much's the pity) .... must be becasue they're skeered ;) fergus You must have eaten your way out of the ties I had on you the last page.. but I see La Malinche has taken care of the problem. [:D] wields her licorice flogger, and does a demonstration grins evilly Umm.. hungry now.. where did that lovely shrimp go?

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/14/2006 9:26:18 PM)
Oh WyrdRich. . . Come out, come out, wherever you are. . . . ....... I got some ice cream just for you. . . . . . . . . Hope you like expresso flavored. . . . . . . well no matter. . . . I DO Mwhaaahahahahahah Best, LaMalinche

WyrdRich -> RE: Table full of pies (4/15/2006 7:29:34 AM)
Under normal circumstances I'd say "if it's not chocolate, why bother" but in this case, espresso sounds divine.

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/15/2006 9:04:25 AM)
Lay down WyrdRich. . . chocolate sprinkles can always be added. . . Time to do an ice cream facial. . . Hope that you like the cold . . . BTW how is fergus hanging in there? Best, LaMalinche

Dustyn -> RE: Table full of pies (4/15/2006 1:22:40 PM)
secretely arming the oompah loompahs with whip creme filled balloons stealing a spoon of the ice cream from Rich's impending facial and putting it down the back of Mallie's pants, then pointing at the hog tied Fergus to implicate him

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/15/2006 5:52:14 PM)
But I am not wearing pants. . . . Did no one tell you that you were suppose to disrobe????? Flings a cherry pie . . . Hahahahaha right in the puss. . . Oppsie. . . guess that nice silk shirt is just ruined. Tsk tsk tsk. . . shouldn't mess with a Switch, or her favorite flavor of Ice Cream. Cause I know who stuck that Ice Cream on me. . . the ladies are not gonna let fergus do anything they do not want him to do. . . Besides, he is in ecstasy and is much to busy for taunting me. . . . . starts spreading ice cream over WyrdRich's face Start spreading the news. . . There is a facial for you. . . Best, LaMalinche

Dustyn -> RE: Table full of pies (4/15/2006 6:02:05 PM)
Nuh uh, me no do nekkid for audiences... I got little enough self esteem to do something to encourage pointing and laughing... LOL wiping some fo the pie off of my face, sucking my finger clean Hmmm... that is good pie, though... Have some... using some filling to paint a smilie face on Mallie's fo'head glancing down at Rich Uhhh, you look kind of swirly down there... motioning for the oompah loompahs to attack!!

LaMalinche -> RE: Table full of pies (4/15/2006 6:25:54 PM)
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT MY CHERRY BACK Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance (_/_) (_\|_) (_\_) Throws Reese Cups to oompha loompha's distracting them from their attack They fire anyway. . . but hit Dustyn Whoopsie. . . did I do that? bats eyelashes Goes back to the facial -----He musta forgot that I gave them their banana suits. . . and that they are remote controlled snicker Best, LaMalinche

SimplyV -> RE: Table full of pies (4/15/2006 10:19:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dustyn Nuh uh, me no do nekkid for audiences... I got little enough self esteem to do something to encourage pointing and laughing... LOL Oops sorry. Stripping is required. Or we'll just have to cut them off you. [:D] Now where did I put those scissors... walks off searching for something sharp for clothing removal

Dustyn -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 2:22:13 AM)
hey Hey HEY!! Nothing sharp around the hangie downie parts, missy... :P I'll run around without a shirt, but until I get a tan from work this summer, my legs make Michael Jackson look black, so no nekkid Dustyn legs... LOL OOMPH!! is pelted by oompah loompahs on a sugar rush wiping my face off on Simply's bresticles [:D] Now where did I put that water weenie filled with chocolate syrup... I KNOW it's around here somewhere...

fergus -> RE: Table full of pies (4/16/2006 8:21:34 AM)
Naked: without clothes - as in "I was required to be naked for my exam" Nekkid: without clothes and you're up ta somethin' - as in "Let's run nekkid through the woods and howl at the moon" lol, although I am without clothes, I am still tied! I reckon I must be "naked" ;) starts squirming about fergus

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