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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/22/2007 6:52:43 PM   
Tarisa


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Status: offline 		lets you have your way with me...don't worry about the others doll face

I wish you would spank sap now ... hehe

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/22/2007 7:16:07 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! However, since it is a virtual spank, sap doesn't realize he's been spanked and will continue with his naughty behaviour. Just wait 'til he's asleep... mwahahahaha

I wish I could invate peoples dreams at will, and alter them as I see fit.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/23/2007 2:47:28 AM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Granted. but in return, your own dreams become nothing but a repeating nightmare of IRS audits, or sexual escapades with Mr. Bean.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/291860/mr_bean_christmas/


I wish I could get that image out of my head.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/23/2007 1:57:21 PM   
sappatoti


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From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		Granted, but the large void left behind by that image is suddenly filled with images that are more perverse, meaner, or just plain darker.

I wish that I could find a way to make my dreams return to me...

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/23/2007 1:58:56 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Granted; but they all return to you used, with sticky wet spots all over them.


I wish I had a handsome, sexy man to cook for me.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/23/2007 2:20:52 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Granted, but when he completes the dinner, he retires to whereever it is that he resides, leaving you all alone to enjoy the meal. And he forgets the dessert.

I wish that I had paid attention and learned how to cook.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/23/2007 2:24:39 PM   
lonlyrossInNeed


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Status: offline 		granted you now know how to cook
but you had a medical problem wich make it so you can only have liquids threw a tube
 
i wish that i never got sick when i was younger and never get sick agen as i grow old

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To know what pain is hurts the most
pain is not just a wound in your flesh
pain is a dagger in your heart

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/23/2007 4:34:37 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted you live healthily forever, isn’t life grand? There was this film once the title escapes me. In the film a scientist captured the angel of death by feigning killing himself to tempt said angel of death into a trap.  He lost his angel of death and so lived an eternity but having gone through every emotion and experience life had to offer he so wanted to die. He tried to kill himself in many ways even jumped in front of a bus but all that got him was trapped in a hospital bed for the remainder of his life i.e. forever.

I wish those annoying telephone sales people would shove their headsets up their arses and quit calling me.

edit: Life = Live

< Message edited by FullCircle -- 8/23/2007 4:49:30 PM >

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/23/2007 4:39:07 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Granted, but instead of hearing their obnoxious voices, you hear sounds of a more gutteral nature.

I wish that T-Mobile would actually put a cell tower out near my house to replace the one they lost during the '04 hurricanes. This almost never there service is annoying as all get out.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/23/2007 4:40:10 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Granted; the telemarketers all shove their heads up their asses, but they still call you. Now their voices have an annoying, muffled, hollow sound, and odd smells emit from your telephone when they call.

Umm.... I wish a handsome man would spank me so I have better things to think about.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/24/2007 7:16:53 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		your wish is granted but he's a mad stalker

** i wish i didn't get my period anymore lol

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/24/2007 10:18:27 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted you’ve just undergone the menopause. All you need now is some HRT to rejuvenate your sex life and make you interested in young men you can never have.

I wish my PC as made of wood so that I could set it on fire and throw it out the window. I hope no one notices I just wanted to answer JerseyKrissi and couldn’t think of a better wish for myself.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/24/2007 12:52:14 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! But now you can't read, let alone respond, to JerseyKrissi's (or anyone else's) threads/comments/questions/etc.

I wish I knew what my dream job was.


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You know that I am a sexy penguin.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/24/2007 1:03:15 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted you now know what your dream job is and thus you will never do it because dreams are only dreams after all.

I wish that so many people didn’t hate me it hurts and I’m tired. Cut me do I not bleed, stab me in the hand with a pencil do I not cry? Etc.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/24/2007 5:58:15 PM   
sappatoti


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Joined: 10/30/2006
From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		Granted, and you become loved and admired by everyone. However, you grow tired of the constant attention and wish for the days when people weren't constantly crowding you for your affections.

I wish that I could simply move about from one place to another in the blink of an eye.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/24/2007 6:31:29 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted but you keep bumping into them slow people that move into your path at the last minute.

I wish my super power was the ability to give people diarrhoea.   

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/24/2007 8:17:05 PM   
sappatoti


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Joined: 10/30/2006
From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		Granted, but you find that once started, the spell you have cast cannot be stopped as you find yourself wading through it all.

I wish I had the ability to relive one night over without affecting anything that has happened after it.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/24/2007 8:24:00 PM   
cuffnspankme


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you are stuck in a continous loop of that same night, never moving forward.
 
I wish I had someone to beat or to beat me

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I do not know why it is, but the condition of slavery makes a woman very beautiful. It removes inhibitions to the manifestation of her femininity and her deepest needs.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/24/2007 10:00:51 PM   
nyrisa


Posts: 1830
Joined: 11/20/2006
Status: offline 		Granted......but now you are a rug, and EVERYONE beats you.


I wish my suitcases would pack themselves, and then unpack afterwards.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 8/25/2007 4:13:08 AM   
sappatoti


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Joined: 10/30/2006
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Status: offline 		Granted... your suitcases now always pack and unpack themselves. However, when you reach your business destination, you find that your suitcases have packed themselves for a "lifestyle" vacation, and you feel a little silly trying to explain that corsets and leather wear are actually the new business dress code.


I wish that I wasn't such a wuss when it comes to certain things.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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