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CountrySong -> RE: What is the subbie mafia? (5/31/2010 12:22:17 AM)
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The Subbie Mafia - Very little is known about this group but rumors abound. Many of those rumors lead one to believe that the core leaders of the Subbie Mafia where once beautiful, sweet, well trained, and obedient American submissives and slaves. However, after putting up with years of emotional abuse from trolls, fake doms, and general idiots they revolted.
Many were caught, punished, and retrained. those that escaped capture went underground where they still exist today! They use their skills a former well trained submissives to blend in with the BDSM community in general. Many are so good that they actually have masters who believe they are perfect subs.
But ware the fool who crosses them. Suddenly without warning that docile little sub that you think you are working with turns into your worst nightmare! [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m24.gif[/image]
One of their favorite tools of attack is the scathing sarcastic remark. Sure it does not sound like much but may a troll has been lured to his CM death by that false security. While one scathing sarcastic remark only draws a little emotional blood - they often hunt in packs and use rapid fire sarcasm to bring down their intended victom.
When words do not work and harsher methods are required the Subbie Mafia is up to the task! There are rumors of very dark deeds. Wanna be Doms kidnapped and forced to cross dress and be sissified. Men tied, forced to drink vast amounts of water and then subjected to large sounds so that for days they burn and cry when they pee.
Perhaps the darkest rumors are for a secret recipe for meat loaf that can be slipped to the unwarry. The consumption of said meat loaf is said to cause sever illness and in some cases fatality.
Among the subbie culture they have attained the status of heros akin to Rodin Hood and Joan Of Arc. Righting wrongs and over coming vast amounts of trolls, fake doms, and general idiots to help bring peace, tranquility, and the freedom to submit to the subbie community.
Many rewards have been offered for their capture and retraining. But they have continued to elude all efforts to capture and train them into steriotypical submissives or slave. This has lead to the belief that they also have a strong following within the Dominant community (shooking as that maybe)!
Too all trolls, fake doms, and general idiots - Please be on the alert for members of the Subbie Mafia. They are clever, beautiful, and well trained in Subbie Mafia tactic. Some common signs to look for that could indicate that the docile dream you are talking to could be a member of the Subbie Mafia are: intelegence beyond that of a blond in a dumb blond joke, sarcastic responses to your commands to submit (Some have even been rumored to laugh at such commands especially when recieved via email!); general irritability when they lack caffeine especially in the morning before they have coffee; complaints about work loads or chores; remarks that suggest they are amused by your or other Doms efforts and actions.
Remember the Subbie Mafia can be highly dangerous especially in groups. The best course of action for trolls, fake doms, and general idiots is to retreat, hide, and never return to the boards again. And above all - if you recieve a fruit cake or meatloaf - grab whatever you can, get on a plane, and retreat to another country never to return to the USA. (Note - this is not longer a foolproof way to reach safety as it is rumored that the Subbie Mafia now has members and sympathizers in other countries.)
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