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RE: I met a man in Cleveland - 6/11/2010 6:05:25 AM   
juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149


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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Shorebound,
Does the Terminator speak like he posts?


Imagine if Barry White fucked Oscar Madison and what they spawned drank cheap beer and moved to Cleveland. That's what T sounded like to me in person.

I found T's oral communication to be uniquely different than his written communication.


That was richly descriptive

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RE: I met a man in Cleveland - 6/11/2010 9:40:33 PM   
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Yup, come one come all to Teany's hall, of what I am not sure.
The blighted, the plighted, the ill, we have the cure.
The meek, eak and those who seek will find.
Something, anything, even if they are blind.

But beware the nooses, because I care.
To go against me, do not dare.
But if you're up to it.
I'll put you up to it.

You'll be in style.
It will be worthwhile.
Have enough for it.
If you're up to it.

Facts are facts. I am prematurly a tired old Man, but my mind is that of a tiger of fire, or a very coy snake.

And y'all missed it. The possee had to go out last night. Again it was just a show. Just by showing up it's like "Man when they make a phone call people show up, and it ain't the cops". And we are extremely careful on the way there and back, make no paper trail. It was Mike, a friend. Croud was messing with his duaghter. No if it had been his olady, I would have to question because she is the drama queen of the west side. But it was not her, It was his daughter. So off we go, witht eh current force, I decided not to take the gun because I expected it to just be another show. But not being sure I took the Nword beater because it's alway better to have it and not need it. The olman slote this particular item from a cop in like 1957, thre years before I was born. If that ain't a good luck charm I don't know what is.

So between running the possee and watching everyone and everything one day my sinister starts to ask "How an you not have time when you only work twenty hours a week ? " and the she trailed off into something like "Oh never mind". She knows.

More later, new arrivals to my lair :-)))_

T

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RE: I met a man in Cleveland - 6/13/2010 7:32:27 AM   
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UPDATE.

Well I got into it with my hillbillies last night. The cable guy showed up. See the Racoon had run up the pole and removed the trap, so they had more channels than they should. The cable gut was actually female, but for discussion purposes, let me put it this way, I handled it. She was in the driveway with a small TV talking about we got channels we ain't sposed to have.

These motherfickers don't seem to understand, they are saying I am giving too much information. Fuck you, I did that oon purpose to distract. I told her that I really have nthing to do with it because my two TVs are not even plugged in because I work on TVs and they are the last fucking thing I want to see when I get home. I also explained the "their" TV was only good up to about channel 54 because it is older ant the "other" TV has the VCO coil knmocked out of alignment so it won't autoprogram, and the channel number needs to be enetered on the remote. So therefore if we had channels we weren't supposed to, we didn't even know it.

The argument came when these MFs started telling me how I handled it worng. I said fuck you, first of all the female cable guy was here to bust people for doing exactly what Racoon did. That is a felony. Stupid motherfucker don't realize it at all. And reminding these hillbillies that each and every one of them is a convicted felon for absolute stupidity wasn't working either. I have already admitted that if they locked me up for twenty years for jaywalking we would be about even. What I've done in the past, almost noone could get away with. It took alot to get off, out of it, whatever you want to call it. I know how their mind works, how they are trained.

So I turned what could've resulted in an arrest to where they had to sign up for the premium package. They wanted to get my phone and internet monet too, but I told the broad straight out that this is Saturday afternoon and I have a beer in my hand, and won't make any business decisions right now. The reality is though, that I am not going to have my phone in someone else's name.

And my involvement in this whaole issue ? Well those cable wires go to MY HOUSE. Now if someone jumps the electric meter here, guess who that falls on,,,,, ME !

So now where we stand is that I am not paying anything. Shore, the next time you come it might be really roughing it. The MFs are so smart and I am so dumb I am not paying anything. Despite that seventh DUI I am driving to work next week. And they will be shutting off the electric, phon/DSL and gas. If they are so smart and so fucking right why am I not staying with them instead of the opposite ? FUCK YOU, tell me. You are the ones who showed up at my fucking doorstep homeless, not the other way around.

But actions speak louder tha words. They have a duty to give me the mail, which will include the utility bills. Watch their eyes as I tear the phone bill in half and throw it in the trash, same with the electric. I said ain't nobody going to be out for lack of money, well they won't be out. I am keeping my word but I never promised anyione free electric, heat, internet, phone, cable which I have had to pay on here and there even though I never watch it. Motherfuck you.

I will drive to work. The Gockster no longer get a free car to drive to work even, I need it. I will stay late at owrk and surf, or come to CM on my ONE remaining laptop. I will eat on the way home. Nobody will ever drive my car but me. That is not part of the deal. I said I wouldn't throw them out. I'll go by what I said.

But when they see me burn the utility bills they will know who really won. I don't play to lose. No internet, no phone, no music no nothing. I still take home a hundrd bucks a day if I show up at one PM. If I don't pay anything at all I can live on the quite well. And they can sit here if the fucling dark with no way even to cook food. Who the fuck do you think wins ?

And you kbnow what, if I get thrown in jail, all the better. My sinister will immediately start proceedings to get them all out of here, then when I get out I can be alone like I used to be. Fucking shit like this makes me want to be alone. Each and every one of them have been in prison for about one fucking tenth of the shit I did and they are going to tell me ? Bullmutherfukingshit.

T

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RE: I met a man in Cleveland - 6/20/2010 6:35:55 PM   
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Wow, Termy, you're pissed. 
 
(I wouldn't want to be living in that house, lol.) 
 
It's going to be like a campout in the backyard.  I hope they're good at opening cold cans of beans and hauling gallons of water.

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RE: I met a man in Cleveland - 6/20/2010 8:04:06 PM   
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I wouldn't want to be living in that house, lol.) 



Mr. T is a good and generous man. He has done more for people with no other option than most people with more to give.

< Message edited by ShoreBound149 -- 6/20/2010 8:06:26 PM >


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RE: I met a man in Cleveland - 6/20/2010 8:10:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Shore, the next time you come it might be really roughing it.

T


Now that's a reality show I would watch.

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