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Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 8:28:43 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		So I obviously need some time management tips. Please make suggestions.

I would feel awful if some women missed out just becaue I mismanaged my time.

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 8:37:42 AM   
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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 8:39:51 AM   
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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 9:01:48 AM   
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Just asking as they did show here a few days ago the worst cities from the UK on a show (only flipped through when I changed the channel) and claimed that one of the cities they mentioned used to have 6 or 7 women per man...which isn't the case anymore at the moment...according to them...

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 9:24:58 AM   
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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 9:34:55 AM   
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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 9:37:59 AM   
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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 10:14:37 AM   
Ishtarr


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Status: offline 		It sounds kinda like what I did a while ago...

Male world population: about 3.5 billion

Now cut off all the ones that aren't smart enough to keep up with me
All the ones too old or too young
All the ones I don't share a common language with 
All the ones that are already married or in a steady relationship
All the ones that aren't stable and secure men, in all walks of their lives
All the ones that aren't dominant
All the ones I don't share a common interests with

...

And you roughly end up with about 1.5 million men... worldwide... out of 3.5 billion

It almost sounds depressing, but when you look at the stats it actually shows that I'm interested in about 1 guy in 2300.
That's kinda optimistic, when you remember that they usually talk about prefect relationship as being "one in a million"

I do get tired just thinking about all the dating I'm going to have ahead of me though...

< Message edited by Ishtarr -- 6/7/2010 10:17:00 AM >

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 10:57:57 AM   
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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 11:36:15 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

It sounds kinda like what I did a while ago...

Male world population: about 3.5 billion

Now cut off all the ones that aren't smart enough to keep up with me
All the ones too old or too young
All the ones I don't share a common language with 
All the ones that are already married or in a steady relationship
All the ones that aren't stable and secure men, in all walks of their lives
All the ones that aren't dominant
All the ones I don't share a common interests with

...

And you roughly end up with about 1.5 million men... worldwide... out of 3.5 billion

It almost sounds depressing, but when you look at the stats it actually shows that I'm interested in about 1 guy in 2300.
That's kinda optimistic, when you remember that they usually talk about prefect relationship as being "one in a million"

I do get tired just thinking about all the dating I'm going to have ahead of me though...



And most of us make the asumption that the people we're interested in would be interested in us but hey, I live with a goose.

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 11:47:37 AM   
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I would feel awful if some women missed out just becaue I mismanaged my time.
have a cookie, Stevie 

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 12:09:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: osf

And most of us make the asumption that the people we're interested in would be interested in us but hey, I live with a goose.


Are you the person, the person you want, wants?

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Egal, erlaubt ist, was gefällt

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Hör wie es schreit!

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 12:11:07 PM   
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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 12:15:11 PM   
kiwisub12


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Status: offline 		The first thing you need to do, Stephen, is avoid India and China. Their proportions of female/male are skewed because of abortion. You wouldn't get the most bang for your buck there. Stay with the relatively civilised countries where women are sort of honored.    and find the ones who make good cookies. 

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 12:15:46 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Your young. Your beautiful. You will be exhausted.


Aw, gee. Thank you, tazzy.
Wait a sec. Was your post intended for Ishtarr?


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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 12:56:54 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Steven,

I am really feeling horribly for you....And as such, due to the limitations placed on you by half the worlds population I have a wonderful recommendation for you:

you need to open yourself up to the other half.  That is correct, you are going to have to allow yourself to experience men for a while.  It will simply open up the potential for you exponentially. 

I am a giver.

Kali


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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 1:12:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07
you need to open yourself up to the other half.  That is correct, you are going to have to allow yourself to experience men for a while.  It will simply open up the potential for you exponentially. 

I am a giver.



That's the funniest thing I've read all day; thanks for that.

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Du blutest für mein Seelenheil
Ein kleiner Schnitt und du wirst geil
Egal, erlaubt ist, was gefällt

Ich tu' dir weh.
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Hör wie es schreit!

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 1:17:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

quote:

ORIGINAL: osf

And most of us make the asumption that the people we're interested in would be interested in us but hey, I live with a goose.


Are you the person, the person you want, wants?



If it wasn't for the grapes, I'd be lonly

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 1:17:26 PM   
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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 1:17:53 PM   
PeanutTigerinBox


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

It sounds kinda like what I did a while ago...

Male world population: about 3.5 billion

Now cut off all the ones that aren't smart enough to keep up with me
All the ones too old or too young
All the ones I don't share a common language with 
All the ones that are already married or in a steady relationship
All the ones that aren't stable and secure men, in all walks of their lives
All the ones that aren't dominant
All the ones I don't share a common interests with

...

And you roughly end up with about 1.5 million men... worldwide... out of 3.5 billion

It almost sounds depressing, but when you look at the stats it actually shows that I'm interested in about 1 guy in 2300.
That's kinda optimistic, when you remember that they usually talk about prefect relationship as being "one in a million"

I do get tired just thinking about all the dating I'm going to have ahead of me though...


I think you forgot the ones who aren't interested in women anyway as they prefer to date boyfriends

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