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truesub4u -> FBI and Assassins (4/11/2006 8:46:48 AM)



The FBI had an opening for an assassin.   After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
 
Two  men  and  a  woman.


For the
  final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.



"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances.   Inside the room you will find your wife
sitting in a chair.  

Kill Her!!!"

"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"


The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.


Take your wife and go home."




The second man was given the same instructions.   He took the
gun and went into the room.   All was quiet for about 5 minutes.   The man
came out with tears in his eyes,

"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.  Take your wife and go home."


Finally, it was the woman's turn.   She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband.


She took the gun and went into the room.


Shots were heard, one after another.   They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.


After a few minutes, all was quiet.   The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.


"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.


"I had to beat him to death with the chair."




MORAL
:   Women are evil  

Don't mess with them  !!!!!!!!

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windy135 -> RE: FBI and Assassins (4/11/2006 11:44:22 AM)

hahaha   good one!




truesub4u -> RE: FBI and Assassins (4/11/2006 3:27:55 PM)

LOL, I thought so... another good one from dear old mom. [:D][:D]




ta2dqt -> RE: FBI and Assassins (4/11/2006 6:41:28 PM)

LOVE IT!!!!




Unameme -> RE: FBI and Assassins (4/16/2006 6:19:58 AM)

Actually that's a true story, i didn't die i still can't walk , but my ex did get the Job, i still love Her hehehe




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