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cassandria -> cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 1:10:41 AM)

(you gotta love alliteration lol - I've never referred to myself as a "cunt" before lol - but the cheeky part for sure is true [:)] )


Hi Everyone :)

I joined about a week ago and have been sorta inundated with cmail, but am definitely enjoying the message boards. What a wealth of shared ideas and laughs to be had there! I love to write and to read.

I'm a 37 yr old slave, hailing from the Canadian part of the world, otherwise known as Vancouver, British Columbia (this year's winter olympics were in my city - pretty exciting!), although I've spent the better part of the last 7 years in the Middle East, serving there.

Like everyone, I have a story. I share openly some of it, some not so much. Again, like everyone.

I'd like to think I'm somewhat enlightened, but in truth I have barely scratched the surface when it comes to understanding myself and my world. But I keep on wanting to learn, which led me here.

~~~

Ideally, my Master would find me here...life as an unowned slave isn't the happiest that I have ever known, but I'm willing to be patient (read: grit my teeth and bear it, yearning and longing and writing my heart out) but if he's a little lost, or currently distracted I'll understand and attempt to aquire more patience and continue waiting [;)]

~~~

I've found, so far, that you're a terrific group of people, and I am happy to meet each of you.

~cassie

*edited to add something - what on earth is up with the vanilla cone under my nick?? I mean, how many posts does a girl hafta post to get rid of that distasteful thing ? lol




DarkSteven -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 1:18:36 AM)

Hiya, cassie!




cassandria -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 1:23:34 AM)

Hi, DarkSteven [:)]

(I'm one of the curly-haired ones who straighten her hair in an attempt to look sophisticated - us finicky wimmens eh?[;)])




CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 1:44:05 AM)

[sm=welcomewave.gif]

Glad you found your way over to these boards, cassandria.




sirsholly -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 4:56:04 AM)

[sm=welcome.gif]




cassandria -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 8:06:43 AM)

Thanks for such a warm welcome [:)]




Jeffff -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 8:52:07 AM)

Yet there are no pictures of said cunt in your profile.


I feel mislead!




divi -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 8:54:18 AM)

oh great another candian cunt ..
Welcome




BittenKitten -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 10:29:58 AM)

Kia Ora, Cassandria. Great introduction. :)




myotherself -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 10:43:24 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Yet there are no pictures of said cunt in your profile.


I feel mislead!


Sigh...for the 100th time Jefffff...you are not feeling mislead, you are feeling your dick!

Now leave the lovely lady alone, pull up your pants and go wash your hands [:D]

Welcome Cassandria!




heartcream -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 10:56:22 AM)

Ho! Me Canadian Beaver. Me love Vanilla cone. Me from east coast, many moons away. Me no military. Peace.




divi -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 10:57:20 AM)

hc you are not a cunt :)




heartcream -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 10:59:45 AM)

And that is your honest opinion so I have it on record. me Beaver!




divi -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 11:06:51 AM)

I bet your cunt is hot though




heartcream -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 11:10:43 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: divi

I bet your cunt is hot though


hehehehe




Jeffff -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 11:11:51 AM)

I hope you two are happy, derailing this poor girls thread.




domiguy -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 11:14:53 AM)

The "cheeky" thang doesn't actually work...Perhaps if you opted for cuntankerous or cuntfused it would have rolled off the tongue easier.




heartcream -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 11:17:21 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I hope you two are happy, derailing this poor girls thread.


Oh great mod-spanked by the great white speller, wtf is this ol world coming to? I will head away in my canoe in search of my own vanilla cone.




divi -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 11:18:02 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I hope you two are happy, derailing this poor girls thread.

I am happy only thing that could make me happier is having HC cunt on my face




domiguy -> RE: cheeky canadian cunt cruising collarme.com ;) (6/17/2010 11:20:19 AM)

Anything covering that nasty mug is A-okay in my book.




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